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MineralMan

(146,254 posts)
Sun Jul 9, 2017, 10:14 AM Jul 2017

PINO Donald Trump's Internal Monologue at G20

In the photo below, The Man Who Would be King is deep in thought, while others banter nearby. Through the miracle of modern technology, we have intercepted his internal monologue and present it so people will understand Trump's thinking at this international summit:

"What are they talking about in those weird languages. Me, probably, I guess..."
I am tremendously important. That's why I'm here."
"Where IS Ivanka?"
"Why do they give me weird looks when I bring up my tremendous electoral victory. Don't they know who I AM?"
"I really, really need to pee!"
"That Vladimir sure knows what he's talking about. He uses all big words and stuff. I want to be like him..."
"Ivanka! I need Ivanka! Where IS she?"
"Putin was wearing one of my ties. That shows his respect for me."
"Wait. Who am I? Why am I here."
"Too late! I had to pee in my pull-ups. Where IS Ivanka?"
"I hope this is over soon. I want to go home."
"Ivankaaaaa!"

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PINO Donald Trump's Internal Monologue at G20 (Original Post) MineralMan Jul 2017 OP
That picture is worth a million words. femmocrat Jul 2017 #1
It is, indeed. It is the best representation of Trump MineralMan Jul 2017 #2
They don't want to hear anymore about my yuge inaugural crowd? Motley13 Jul 2017 #3
Apparently not. Very Frustrating. Sad. MineralMan Jul 2017 #4

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)
1. That picture is worth a million words.
Sun Jul 9, 2017, 10:34 AM
Jul 2017

Shunned by international leaders and left behind like an old guy at the mall. No one wants to engage with him, but they are all immersed in other important discussions.

I bet he was wishing he had his phone so he could at least appear to be doing something. He really looks p*ssed off that he's not the center of attention.

MineralMan

(146,254 posts)
2. It is, indeed. It is the best representation of Trump
Sun Jul 9, 2017, 10:37 AM
Jul 2017

I've seen yet. He is a sad man, full of growing anger and bitterness. Such a man has no place at the head of our government.

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