Had Spicey been canned?

[boston bean]

Or is he just on the DL.

[spiderpig]

1. Or in Witness Protection?

I've been wondering about him.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He's chained up in the White House basement.

They let him out once or twice every day to act as Trump's Groom of the Stool. http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Groom-of-the-Stool/

[MineralMan]

3. His office has been moved to a small closet

on the fourth floor of the White House. He's been in there for days, now. I hope someone is sliding meals under the door.

[marylandblue]

4. He was promoted to a less important job.

[maxsolomon]

5. Prolly on Vacay

He deserves one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. He's in a basement office, angry because they won't give him his stapler.

[Achilleaze]

7. Or indulge his republican Dippin Dot fetish

which is marginally more acceptable than the republican fetish for toe-tapping Diaper Sex with High-Roller republican Hookers.

[11 Bravo]

8. He's on the DL (designated liar)list.

Mike Huckabee's slightly nuttier kid is holding down the fort until he can return.

[spiderpig]

9. You had to bring her up.

Intolerable. She makes Spicey look like Pierre Salinger.