"They thought that there are superior people...."

[Gabi Hayes]

[The Blue Flower]

1. Could be true

Sure couldn't tell from these two. Scary.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. How Can You Look That "Doofusy" In A Tux?

A black tux makes everyone look somewhere between "cooler than they actually are" and James Bond.

Not these two.

[Gabi Hayes]

3. Where's my prom shot?

It's all about the undercarriage

Go right to 36 secs..... or enjoy the whole thing

[ProfessorGAC]

8. A Blue Foam Tux Doesn't Count

Just kidding! I did say black tux though. I remember prom too. Lot's of guys had some really garish colors of triple layer foam polyester. Of course, it was the early 70's.

I did black pants, white DB dinner jacket, and black bowtie. I actually thought i was James Bond for a minute. Then i remembered i was just this high school kid.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

13. My prom date had a blue foam tux. Totally ruined my prom picture.

[ProfessorGAC]

17. You Have My Sympathy

I even got a haircut for the prom so the pictures would look nice, and the girl i went with wasn't a girlfriend, just a friend i had known for a dozen years or so. I had broken off things with my girlfriend a couple months before, and she had broken up with her boyfriend around the beginning of that year.

So, we're talking and just decided it was ok for the two pals to go to prom together. She bought the tickets to her prom, and i bought the tickets to mine and we went to both on the same night. Then i paid for the dinner, but she bought lunch the next day went we went up to Galena to the state park for the day.

And, the pictures turned out good. Come to think of it, damn it, i did look like James Bond!

[Flo Mingo]

4. Not that they don't deserve the negative exposure

But this picture looks badly Photoshopped to me.

Fucks up the message when you have to distort reality to make your point.

jmho

[WhiskeyGrinder]

5. Agreed.

[MineralMan]

9. Nope. Not photoshopped. Here's the orginal,

complete with the Getty Photo logo, image number and the photographer's name:

[Flo Mingo]

11. Wow

Thanks for the legwork, MineralMan.

I have no words

[WhiskeyGrinder]

14. It is, actually.

http://gizmodo.com/this-photo-of-the-trump-sons-is-totally-fake-1796818195
***

Strangely, the Getty Images watermark has confused people into believing that the altered image might be authentic. But, of course, it’s possible to photoshop things with the watermark still on them. It’s not clear if Anthony Bourdain realizes he’s passing around a fake.

***

[WhiskeyGrinder]

15. Here's the actual original. Similar, but the one you posted is clearly manipulated.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/donald-trump-jr-pose-with-his-brother-eric-trump-after-the-wedding-picture-id83730329

[MineralMan]

19. In my eyes, that one is just as unfortunate, frankly.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

21. No argument, they are certainly unlovely people. Photoshop is unnecessary if someone is trying to

link looks and personality.

[populistdriven]

31. that is an understatement

I reedited the image twice to put the quote on it because it looked like I had accidently pasted the photoshopped one when i was done but no it wasn't.

[7wo7rees]

18. Nope. 'Shopped.

Compare to the REAL original, below.

The one you posted is a gently tweaked PS variant, including slope left eye for Eric, and smeary lips for Jr.
Extra chins on both. The Eric eye is what got me looking.

[MineralMan]

20. That one is still Dorkus and Doofus.

Still unfortunate.

[populistdriven]

28. Added the quote to your Real Image

[Gabi Hayes]

30. Thanks! I thought the OP image was doctored

But I liked the quote; didn't bother searching further

Check the link to Jim Jeffries here, btw

Quite effective, depending, I guess, upon what one's feelings about hunting....or obnoxious, entitled dush buckets.....might be

[Old Terp]

6. Even going back four generations, there is not a single

superior man or woman on this family tree.

[MineralMan]

7. OMFG! Dorkus and Doofus, in Person.

That is the most unfortunate photo of any two people I have ever seen in my life!

[Orsino]

10. That would explain the mediocrity of the family. n/t

[MountCleaners]

12. The Nazis believed that, too

And FWIW, they weren't a pretty bunch. I think narcissism prevents them from taking a good look at themselves.

[oasis]

16. Beavis & Butthead.

[MiddleClass]

22. May be Mueller can help Junior out, and make him superior in federal prison

Hopefully, but I doubt it, he goes to jail for foreign entanglements in the election. It is as stretch.

A wonderful, wonderful stretch that I hope is made

[Achilleaze]

23. Engorged KGOP fledglings

it is so sad about the republicans, their ignoble Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, and his traitorous spawn.

Lord Help Save America from the Republicans & their russian cronies.

[Gabi Hayes]

24. Jim Jeffries did a great seg on rich hunter douchebags.

Guess whose pic was there?

Hope you have Adblock. Sorry

[Gabi Hayes]

25. Where is this?

??

[The_Casual_Observer]

26. This is a real nightmare.

[Gabi Hayes]

27. You mean the pic, or the new quotidian

hellscape under which we all suffer

Living nightmares for everyone (who's not a delusional/deplorable)



These used to be my sig line back inm the day:

https://www.google.com/search?q=bosch+statues&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=sivn&source=univ&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi15cSQp6bVAhVph1QKHYJOB5UQ1TUIIw&biw=320&bih=460

Comme ça!

[Gabi Hayes]

29. This, just because of the title

Saint Anthony on Flying Frog with Rats

[populistdriven]

32. a friend made a Hieronymus Bosch room in CS:Source

[Gabi Hayes]

33. Holy ergotamine, Batman!

That is AWEsome!

Tell your friend to check out "Leap,"
by Terry Tempest Williams

She spent several years studying Garden of Earthly Delights, and the book is mindbending

She'd sit for hours studying the original in the Prado, often reaching semi-hallucinatory states

fascinating read:

https://books.google.com/books/about/Leap.html?id=T5_GBgAAQBAJ&hl=en

[get the red out]

34. OMG

If the Trumps really had superior genes, humanity would still be in caves.