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MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
Mon Jul 17, 2017, 02:20 PM Jul 2017

Rumor: Ivanka Trump Made in China

Multiple sources close to China are saying that Americans should check the back of Ivanka's head, just below her hairline, for a "Made in China" label. She may the result of advanced android technology research that was working on functional human robots a number of years ago. Rumors in Beijing have it that one of the female android models accidentally got on a plane heading for New York and was never recovered. Lin Lee Yang, an engineer on the project is reported to have said, near the end of his life, that a blonde female android with western features was the unit that escaped.

Programmed to communicate regularly with Chinese corporations, that android was programmed to order goods frequently from Shanghai area factories for delivery to locations near the position of the android.

Disclaimer: This is still only a rumor. Until an inspection is made for the label, it will remain only a rumor.

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Rumor: Ivanka Trump Made in China (Original Post) MineralMan Jul 2017 OP
I wonder what would make her blow a gasket and strart talking backwards BigmanPigman Jul 2017 #1
I don't know. What I wonder is whether she has MineralMan Jul 2017 #2

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
2. I don't know. What I wonder is whether she has
Mon Jul 17, 2017, 03:06 PM
Jul 2017

a reset button or a power switch. Maybe a reset to factory specs would correct some errors.

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