Newest eastern tropical storm is named DON. Therefore, we know that it will be

[mfcorey1]

erratic. LOL

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov

[forgotmylogin]

1. FAKE NEWS!

Tropical Storm Don is the yugest storm in the history of the world, doing more damage than any previous storm. It's the most beautiful storm you've ever seen, and it's got the stamina to last four years. Eight million more tropical storms attended its inauguration than the one for Tropical Storm Obama which actually orginated in Kenya before lying to people that it swung through Hawaii. Tropical Storm Don won the biggest electoral college victory *ever* and would have beat Tropical Storm Hillary in the popular vote if three million other tropical storms hadn't crossed the border illegally and voted for her. SAD that the (fake) "National Weather Service" is promoting a witch hunt to harm the progress of this most American of Tropical Storms with yuge hands and natural flowing golden locks and a great golf swing.

[Squinch]

2. They're saying (for real) it's low energy and not well organized. I bet it has small fingers too.

[MoonRiver]

6. And a squinty, mean looking eye!

[Squinch]

9. And small children run from it, screaming with terror, when it puts on golf shorts.

[MoonRiver]

10. Calling all computer artists!

[Squinch]

11. LOL! "OH! THE HUMANITY!"

[LXY123]

3. Newest eastern tropical storm is named DON. Therefore, we know that it will be

Short.

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. and that it will totally blow!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. This storm will be HUGE, covering a vast expanse

Fortunately, the winds will be loud but ineffective. Sad.

[Hortensis]

7. Lol. BUT, it'll cause people's "heads to spin."

"Sad," all right.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Maybe storm "Don" will be followed by "Eric"

All Trump jokes aside, I hope everyone stays safe while the storm plays out.

And I hope it doesn't blow the sand out of the traps on Donald's golf courses. Or blow the umbrellas out of his guest's drinks.

Cheers.