Lady Godiva. . . . Please CAPTION Putin's translator.

[skip fox]

Putin's translator is saying: "He says, 'Let's forget tubby hubby, dear. . . . You like riding horses? . . . Bareback, if you know what I mean.' . . . And yes, I'm sure that's the correct translation, 'bareback.' . . . Why does that make you smile?"



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Above CAPTION based on the the diner at the G20 meeting mid July 2017)

[dembotoz]

1. Moving back to new York?

[FM123]

2. Translator: "Lady Godiva was a freedom rider, she didn't care if the whole world looked"

British Dignitary passing nearby: "Melania is no Lady Godiva, or even Maude for that matter!"

[Achilleaze]

3. Was this the same translator who relayed Putin's orders to the republican

Draft-Dodger-in-Chief when they had their secret, intimate tete-a-tete?

[SummerSnow]

4. i had to remove what i typed.lol

[oasis]

5. "Indecent Proposal II" w/ Putin playing Robert Redford's part.

[teenagebambam]

6. Ummm....she speaks Russian

why is the translator even there?

[oasis]

7. He's Putin's perverted cousin, Gidyur Roksov.

[Kaleva]

8. Unibrow?

[Johonny]

9. Translator, "The leader of the free world, Valdimir Putin, would like to say that, you know, you

are in such good shape. He would also like to add the word beautiful. He means that in the most non-sexual way."

Melania, "I think I hear the call for lunch, we'd better hurry."

Translator to Putin, "She says that she wants you and can't wait to make a pee tape together with you, Vladimir Putin, leader of the free world and incredible bear wrestler."

Putin (Russia), "Yes, I still got it."

[GallopingGhost]

10. Please forgive the bathroom humor.

"Pardon me, but have you seen the Orange Poopon?"

"Butt, of course!"

[TheBlackAdder]

11. The translator is stunned. "Ten inches, huh? Would you like to taste Slovenian White Chocolate?"