"Do I know how to negotiate, or what?" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald Trump is saying: "I've been telling Dean, here, that if he doesn't start thinking and voting correctly, his family could suffer not just humiliation, but the anger and potential violence from those who would like to see my agenda succeed. . . . Hell, I don't know. Somebody could get hurt. His kids could get raped. . . . And I told him that if that approach doesn't work I was ready to throw away the carrot and go get the stick."



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Above CAPTION Based on Trump's lunch meeting the Dean Heller and other Senators in a last ditch effort to get his health care bill through, as covered by The Hill:

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/342729-trump-to-sit-next-to-no-vote-heller-at-healthcare-lunch

[FM123]

1. I like big trucks and I can not lie....

It was reported that every time there was an important vote regarding healthcare, Trumpy was sitting in a big truck playing instead of working.

[underpants]

9. Very funny subject line.

[FM123]

18. thanks, I try...

[Lars39]

2. I first read that as egotiate! How apt. :-)

[skip fox]

3. It wasn't your error.

It was mine. But good eye and thinking.

[Lars39]

14. Love your captions...You're a jewel, skip fox!

[monmouth4]

4. And they all just sit there and laugh. They truly deserve what they get..n/t

[forgotmylogin]

5. "No really, the nameplates are white chocolate, you can eat them!"

[skip fox]

6. D.T. is saying:

"I practice arguing by talking into the bathroom mirror. . . . But I always forget where I'm going because every time I open my mouth my head disappears."

[GallopingGhost]

7. "Look, I don't know what the big deal

about having healthcare is...if you haven't saved enough to cover any illness you might get, then just die already, alright? Or just sell something! What's more important, your life or your iphone? Wow, look at my hands! They really are big. Do you guys see my hands? The size? They impress me on a daily basis. Oh look, ice cream! Where's he going with that? Healthcare, right...as I was saying, it'll be terrific!"

[underpants]

8. Get back in there!!

[underpants]

10. 10. Per day.

Donne Jr. who's a good boy by the way and I walk around with our mouths agape catch about 10 flies in our mouths a day. That's a lot. More than anyone else. Impressive.

[GallopingGhost]

12. The average garden variety

spider eats between five and seven insects per day, so yes, the Trumps win again!

[underpants]

11. Only this far apart...

Melania and Putin sat only this far apart. There's no record of what they said. She won't tell me. The translator knows. Donnie Jr. says he can email some people and set up a meeting.

[Vinca]

13. "Have you seen Dean's cute, little dog? It's about this big and would fit nicely in a wood chipper."

[skip fox]

15. "I'm just saying."

[GallopingGhost]

16. I read this over five minutes ago

and I am still laughing.

[OldHippieChick]

17. Meanwhile, Dean Heller is thinking

"I can't believe we're groveling before this sorry excuse for a human being. I keep hearing my parents telling me to do the right thing and it does not involve sitting here and tolerating this b.s."