Smary Scaramucci Already Making Stomachs Churn With His Euphemistic Biz-speak

[stopbush]

Quitting because you're pissed(Spicer)? Making life choices.

President has really good karma = he will win on healthcare.

Will you commit to returning to televised news conferences? Maybe.

"Fake news? There's media bias out there. We want to de-escalate that." De-escalte? Who talks like that?

Glad he isn't the person who will be up there every day.

[patricia92243]

1. Four "loves" so far - wonder what the final count will be?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He'll fit right in with SCROTUS' fawning, obsequious cabinet.

[a kennedy]

6. Yup....gotta keep track.

[patricia92243]

10. Sixth love ( and counting)

[nolabear]

3. OMFG. He's going to create a hero myth about that Orange Menace.

He's seen him spiral footballs through goals, swish basketballs, make three foot putts...sweet Jesus.

[patricia92243]

4. The fifth love just happened :)

[a kennedy]

5. I'm seeing a smooth talking, gangster, really. eom

[uponit7771]

9. I'm HIP !!! He looks like he's going to extort from a mom and pop as soon as he goes off camera

[uponit7771]

7. Sounds like he's giving Red Don a handy as he's standing up there ... when will Sanders be out?!

[global1]

8. There's No In Between....

you either love Trump or hate Trump.

[Glimmer of Hope]

11. He is nauseating.

[sarisataka]

12. The new communications director

When he criticized Trump as a hack two years ago he was "unexperienced"

As it says on Quora it is not necessarily an improper word but

Nearly all uses of "unexperienced" are synonymous with "inexperienced", but are deprecated. You know what it means, but the use of a nonstandard word marks the speaker as not knowledgable.

[Sophiegirl]

13. He loves

To say "love." Doesn't he?

[sunonmars]

14. Scaramucci will be reporting directly to Donald Trump, not @Reince. interesting

[Gabi Hayes]

15. 20 minutes and counting

This guy is DANGEROUS

He'll be doing the briefings

A handsome ari fleischer

Guess what, con man.....,

It's already TOO LATE, aw shucks guy

Haaaaaaaaaaaaassss

Down with the ship, rat face! "He's SO in tune with the American people"

He just weaseled out of his NOT serving in the military......"I was born in 1964, so I didn't have a chance!"

Didn't have a chance to ENLIST?????!

Greasy haired Donny jr. lookin D bag

[sarisataka]

16. The difference a year makes...

I was born in 65 managed to serve 20 years, go to two wars, wouldn't have happened if I had merely been born a few months earlier

[Gabi Hayes]

18. He epitomizes the vile heart of outlaw capitalism

Iron fist in velvet glove

Time for the old saw:

"They stand for greed that's
Unrestrained by shame or pit tee"

[Control-Z]

17. He doesn't yet know if there were three million

Illegal voters. When he looks into this issue (that appears to be one he's never even heard of) and has a chance to talk to the maggot about it he's sure to find there is truth in it.

[flamingdem]

19. Does he have a nose job?

It's unnatural looking, too small and upturned..

[BannonsLiver]

20. How long before he offers to re-accommodate someone?

[stopbush]

21. "Staff people don't work for me. They work with me."

Bleeeech!

Jesus fucking tap-dancing Christ! Can't The Mooch come up with something original?

Anyone who has worked in a largeish business hears that kind of crap all the time. Yeah, the boss worked "with us" on that non-successful thing over here. That successful thing over there? Yeah, that was HIS baby!

The evolution of corporate speak in a nutshell: they used to fire people. Then, they laid off people. Then, they needed to restructure things. Then - the ultimate stomach turner - they needed to "right size" things.

You weren't fired a month short of qualifying for your pension. We simply right sized the corporation. I guess that means your job was "wrong" for the company at some point...but if that's true, why did they replace you with a younger, inexperienced worker at a third of your salary to do the same job?

One thing you can be sure of: whether you were right sized out of a job or laid off or whatever. When the brass gets together for drinks and cigars after hours, they get a chuckle out of hearing how your boss "fired his (your) ass" earlier in the day.

[Hugin]

22. Eureka! That's who this unpainted clown reminds me of...