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Satire:
By Andy Borowitz
10:58 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.
The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts organization.
Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order out of an abundance of caution, the girls themselves were in no way, shape or form afraid of President Trump.
Theyre prepared to deal with bobcats and bears, she said. They can handle a malignant narcissist.
Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.
Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys, Trump wrote. Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!
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Isn't it time to dismantle the girl scouts.