Silent thread for Pickle.

[nolabear]

[johnp3907]

1. .

[lapucelle]

2. Victim of propaganda

[bettyellen]

3. If Pickle exists, he's going to be doxxed by classmates soon.

But I bet he doesn't.

[csziggy]

4. ','

[Brother Buzz]

5. I'm not going to be silent

Anyone with a functioning brain knows with certainty, Pickle is John Miller

[dalton99a]

7. I think it's Jim's kid

Trump's friend Jim

[Brother Buzz]

8. Could be, or....

maybe even John Barron; short fingered vulgarians have short lists

[mainer]

6. This pickle?

Link to tweet

[blogslut]

9. That poor child's handwriting needs help.

[spiderpig]

11. Well, Trump found his future Attorney General. n/t

[gratuitous]

12. I believe we've found Dylan (should be Dillin)

This would explain "pitcher" for "picture," although it doesn't explain how little Dylan can correctly spell "President," but misspell "House" and "money."

Maybe he's Meredith McIver's son?

[Grassy Knoll]

16. lol, Utter Rubbish , 9yrs Old...Hahahaha...

Most Kids That Age Are All Ready On Twitter.

Just Another Tony The Mooch Doing His Media Houdini.

[nolabear]

24. He did seem rather...slow for a nine year old.

[nolabear]

23. As someone pointed out, not a fold mark on it.

Pickle is a wizard. 😄

[riversedge]

26. I score essays. You would be surprised at how many kids simple do not know how to print words.

But based on my experience (and I have been reading and grading essays for years) he does well for his age.

[LeftInTX]

33. Scary!!

[tblue37]

38. There are apps to turn handwriting into a clumsy child's scribble. This looks

like the sort if style one ends up wirth:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daily-show-extension-trump-tweets_us_58a5596ce4b037d17d24dae2

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[LeftInTX]

10. I have no idea what this is about

But something tells me it has to do with something Trump said (tweeted), his WH staff/cabinet said or GOP member of Congress said.

[Brother Buzz]

15. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders read the 'Pickle' letter during the White House briefing ...

Very strange

[madinmaryland]

13. Laura Bush died? WTF?????

Granted she had the drunk driving issue after she ran over someone cleared up, she was at least not a complete douchebag like her husband.

[dalton99a]

14. +1

[Raster]

17. ...poor little dilly...

[mercuryblues]

18. I am glad I'm not the only one

who thought this was suspect.

I wouldn't let my 9 year old submit this for classwork, let alone the president. Misspellings and crossed out words

[Grassy Knoll]

19. Dear Dylan, Tell Your Mommy To Get Some Aspirin....

....And Put It Between Her Knees..For Next Time.

[SharonClark]

20. A 9 year old? Reads more like a 5 or 6 year old.

[BannonsLiver]

25. Or it reads like it was written by a 39 year old Trumpian

That's about the literacy level of his core base.

But seriously this kid is 9? Pickle is barely literate. Probably goes to underfunded public schools in a red state.

[Hugin]

31. Home schooled.

But, he can tear down and re-fit an AR-15 in 3 seconds flat. You know, for hunting.

[NightWatcher]

21. Thar ain't no boy named Pickle who wrote that note.

He's made up by that Scaramuuci bilge rat.

(I'm so stoned that I'll only type in Pirate from now on)

[UTUSN]

22. Bwah-HAH - "I don t now why people don t like you"!1 - that's got to smart!1 It got TEIGEN blocked!

[Afromania]

27. When this is over somebody has got to write a book with the title

My name is Pickle:The ins and outs of the Trump Administration Madhouse

[montana_hazeleyes]

28. Good grief! I thought we'd lost a DUer!

I've been here a long time but names come up I don't recognize. lol

I'm wondering if our little "pickle" dude is for real though. Maybe he tried to write down to 45s level on purpose.

[Mike Nelson]

29. I think somebody...

...is pulling Sarah Huckabee's pickle.

[Revanchist]

30. Well someone has to post it, so I will

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almost forgot my favorite

[Ken Burch]

32. "Anybody here seen my old friend Pickle...can you tell me where he's gone?"

[Solly Mack]

34. Pickle peppers paper with puerile praise to the adipose head of stasis.

Sorry. I was supposed to be silent.

[nolabear]

36. I think that ship sailed a long time ago.

Well done!

[Solly Mack]

37. Thank you. :)

[maxrandb]

35. Hey you Orange Shitgibbon

I don't want a Pickle, I just want to ride on my motor-sickle