Stolen from a friend on FB: Trump and Republicans

[WillParkinson]

DONALD TRUMP: I love Putin and Russia!
REPUBLICANS: Whatevs.
DT: I like war heroes who don't get captured!
REPUBLICANS: (yawn)
DT: Watch me make fun of a disabled man!
REPUBLICANS: (shrug)
DT: Hispanic people can't be fair judges!
REPUBLICANS: Meh.
DT: I'm going to attack this Gold Star family because they are Muslim.
REPUBLICANS: You talking to us?
DT: I grab women by their genitalia.
REPUBLICANS: Lalala, we can't hear you.
DT: My attorney general doesn't have my back!
REPUBLICANS: (gasping, clutching pearls): How dare you say such vile things about a Senator! Have you no shame! No decency! YOU, SIR, ARE A MONSTER!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

1. Excellent.

Just one correction:

How dare you say such vile things about a Confederaacy-loving, Republican Senator! Have you no shame! No decency! YOU, SIR, ARE A MONSTER

Pretty sure Pissolini can say any vile, depraved thing he wants about a Dem Senator with no fear of R outrage.

[Mr.Bill]

2. Sessions wanted to be Attorney General so badly

he lied to Congress to get the job.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. Most of that is correct.......

but I don't they they would have been responding in CAPS, probably more like smaller font, followed by an "excuse me, I may be wrong."

[iluvtennis]

4. Love it.

[Xipe Totec]

5. They couldn't find their balls until Trump found them for them - Rochambeau style. nt