The repubs are hanging all their hopes on Kelly to fix the WH...

[cynatnite]

That's like hoping a dog will control a bull in a china shop.

Stupid.

[dalton99a]

1. What they'll get is WWE White House edition: The General v. The Mooch v. "Silver Hair Serpent" Mike

v. Steve "The Drunk" v. Miss Alternative Facts v. ....

[RKP5637]

4. Cage fighting! n/t

[dalton99a]

6. The entertainment is tremendous

[RKP5637]

8. The new Apprentice! WWWF presents "WH Cage Fights!" Staring Donald J. tRump! n/t

[NCjack]

10. We need referees outside the locked cage. With fire-fighting water cannons to retard

anyone appearing to gain an advantage. Tap-out rule and cage re-entry with flying jump onto someone's back. Spouses can enter or leave the cage at anytime, with metal folding chairs, and if they want, smack someone good. No one can muss #45's "hair". Any woman in the cage must submit to p*ssygrabbing by #45. No transgenders allowed, including referees. Each Friday, all will take a ride on AirForce-1, the week's loser will be informed during the return landing, and frog marched off the airplane in front of the public. All participants will yell "LOSER", and a stronger replacement will be announced. The Political Sports pages of the newspapers will print analyses on reasons the Loser lost and replacement was selected. The replacement contestant will enter the cage on the following Monday.

[RKP5637]

11. Sounds like a plan to me! n/t

[GoCubsGo]

2. Yep. Can't fix what can't be fixed.

It's beyond repair. Anyone who takes a position in this administration needs psychiatric help.

[Jim__]

3. Winter is coming.

There is no way to stop it.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Good luck with that.

Not going to happen.

[AlexSFCA]

7. reality becomes actuality

Mooch v. Kelly, complete opposites. All they need is to add hidden cameras and broadcast the drama.

[syringis]

9. Fix the WH??

He will be as successfull as Sisyphus trying to reach the top of the hill with the boulder

Here's a short list of things that are infinitly much more realistic :

- eating a consommé with, at your choice, a fork or chinese baguettes,

- in the very next days, the Holy Graal wil be finally found,

- From 1st january 2018 the earth rotation will be reversed (though, not sure is it not already the case since the flamboyant dingbat ever reached the oval office),

- in less then a decade, poultry will have theeth,

- within a half century, the sun will start to rise in the west and end in the east,

[Wounded Bear]

12. With Trump in the oval office, Jesus Christ couldn't un-fuck that place...

Mooch was right about one thing, the fish rots from the head.