So The Mooch lost his wife and child for a job he held for 10 days

[NightWatcher]

Is going to start touring as a Country & Western act?

If he were only going to pick his mom up from prison in his truck in the rain....

[Egnever]

1. He can wrap himself up in his love for Trump

I am sure it is a warm fuzzy space to retreat to. Oh wait..

[Raster]

2. he needs to be drunk...

[Sanity Claws]

3. Did he also lose his dog?

I think you need that for a country & western song.

[KG]

4. you never even called him by his name...

[Lint Head]

5. Somebody got run over by a damned old train.

[Hugin]

6. CORRECTION: A job he held for -(minus) 16 days.

This is all to make Jar-Jar look good.

[unblock]

11. right, didn't even make it to the official start date!

the good news: not much of an embarrassing gap on his resume.

[Hugin]

12. That'll be a difficult interview.

"I see here you were once pre-fired."

"Uh, yeah. I can @#$$%# explain that... Will it also count as the one thing I'd change about myself?"

[samnsara]

16. so no severence pay? :)

[unblock]

18. not even regular pay!

all the humiliation, none of the compensation!

[frazzled]

7. But he may have gotten his tax break

Perhaps that's all he was out for to begin with.

[nolabear]

8. No he lost them to being a Grade A Prime DICK.

I hope guys like him all over the world shrivel up at his fall.

[tg]

9. Yeah, and

no one even called him by his name.

[Warpy]

10. I predict rehab

which he'll use as a seminar in how to hide the bottles better.

His wife wasn't that shallow. The complaint alleges a pattern of verbal abuse.

[Girard442]

13. Verbal abuse. Who could have seen that coming?

[BigmanPigman]

14. Man, I still have my 45 of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody on my turntable.

[Bleacher Creature]

15. He also lost any reaction he may have had.

Now, he's basically a punchline.

[Paladin]

17. Suits me fine. (nt)