The Grifter-in-Chief! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("You won't believe this, but . . ." ) Trump is saying: "And John, just to get on the right foot, let me say right now I'll never hold anything back from you or lie to you! . . . That's because I feel the basis of any good relationship is honesty, pure and simple. . . . Like that Boy Scout motto, 'I promise to be honest,' or whatever. . . . In fact the leader of all the Boy Scouts, the Chief I guess, just called me this morning to say how great my speech was last week. . . . The greatest ever, he said. . . . In fact, he's proposing that they give a merit badge to the boys who can recite the entire thing. . . . That's really great. Simply unbelievable!!"

[rock]

1. "O, solo mio!"

"I just can't stop singing praises about myself!"

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2. Trump demonstrates his yodeling technic

“Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo”

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3. D.T. continues:

"In fact, the Chief of the Boy Scouts tells me they're going to name a merit badge after me, and the scout who wants to earn one will have to make a million in a single year."