Trump Just Got A Phone Call From Pina Nieto, The Boy Scout Leader, and Princess Di

[All-In]

He just said it.

It's true.

And I never talked to Russians.

[Achilleaze]

1. Don McLean gonna add a new Comrade Casino verse to American Pie

In the key of SKREEEK, sing we all together now of the legendarily ignoble republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief:

Bye Bye Mr. gourmet gold-grubbing russian-republican spy.
Drove your crime-infested mob money to the laundry,
and the laundry was bigly profitable.
Them good old comrades were drinking vodka and noshing on caviar
Singing this will be the day that we betray America
Oh yeah
This will be the day that we betray America.

[Pachamama]

2. They all said NO!!!!!

[hamsterjill]

3. What? Elvis didn't call?

n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. I hear that Frederick Douglass got the busy signal.

[Bleacher Creature]

5. Damn!!! You beat me to it!!!!

[hamsterjill]

9. Great minds think alike!!!

We are smarties, aren't we???!!! LOL

[Brother Buzz]

6. In other news, the orange one blocked Vicente Fox on Twitter

[CatMor]

7. Did Abraham Lincoln the only other president

greater than Trump also call him.

[Tanuki]

8. Bigfoot and Don Jr were hanging out last weekend