BREAKING: Russian PM Medvedev says Trump signing new sanctions is tantamount to full-scale trade war

[MelissaB]

BREAKING: Russian Prime Minister Medvedev says Trump signing new sanctions is tantamount to full-scale trade war

Link to tweet

[Moostache]

1. Release the Pee-Pee tape then...go to the mattresses!!

Literally!

[GulfCoast66]

2. What? They gonna cut off our caviar supply?

[Kaleva]

8. Dont forget vodka and Russian dashcam videos.

[GulfCoast66]

11. Drink Tito's. Made in the US.

[Cracklin Charlie]

13. What about super scary airplanes?

[Kaleva]

5. Putin, please release all the dirt you have on Trump.

Trump says behind your back that you're just a blowhard. Prove him wrong!

[gratuitous]

3. Uh oh, sounds like someone didn't run the signing statement past the right people

Look out, Donnie! Your Russian overlords sound pretty sore.

[DK504]

4. Since Dump had to call Kremlin for permission to sign a veto-proof

bill I have a hard time thinking anyone of these criminals have no problem rolling over like submissive puppies.

[rurallib]

6. Repugs put Donnie in a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' situation

and he fucked it up.

I thought he called his honey, Pootey, before he signed the damn thing?

[uponit7771]

7. RELEASE THE DRIPPIN !!!

[yallerdawg]

9. The Russians will now tell us how TOUGH Trump is on them!

They're getting their story straight - and their sticking to it!

[Wounded Bear]

10. Considering that we're one of their biggest money laundering countries...

I'm not so sure they want to do this.

[Gothmog]

12. Russia will lose any such trade war

There are several states with larger economies than Russia