The misappropriaton of the American spirit. . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Senility is simply a state of mind" ) Trump is saying: "You bet, only the late, great Abe Lincoln could be more presidential than me . . . Like when he cut down the cherry tree and ate the pie but wouldn't lie about it. . . . Even then, when he was a kid, he was presidential! . . . Do I know my history or what? . . . . Well, I might not make it at ol' Abe's level, but if I ever split a rail, I'd wear wooden teeth, if you know what I mean. . . . And another thing: the doctors are all wrong, what they're saying about me, especially when they think I can't hear them. . . . Russia has trained mice to listen at the walls and other mice to transcribe. . . . My new Director of Homeland Security will be the greatest of all time, I guarantee. I've just have to make up my mind who. . . . My dad was right, the wrong lubricant can really mess you up, 'Put you off your cheeseburgers.' . . . How 'bout that Bobby Knight, folks? . . . We should sterilize the leaders of M-15. . . . That would teach them. Besides, current history tells us we gotta be careful for the gene pool."


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Above CAPTION based on Trump's increasing irrationality, and articulating tantrum of the mind, Aug. 4, 2017.

We're going to have to wake up soon to what we're actually dealing with.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Ain't it funny what a bully with money can do.

[syringis]

2. They gave him

some magic meds. He is much coherent than he was in exchanges with Mexican prez and Prime Aussie

Plus, I assume he knows perfectly well USA History...well, it is just a mythic one, but who cares

[skip fox]

3. CAUTION. . . . CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport,

but most of us try to channel our subjects' essence and create a CAPTION that satirizes their hypocrisy, stupidity, avarice, unholy lusts, etc.

Likely you knew this, I just don't anyone quoting what appeared a CAPTION as though it had actually been said. It could prove embarrassing.

[MindPilot]

4. "The fake news media say colored folks don't support me.

I say just look at the people behind me here. Some of them are light blonde colored, and all the way to dark blonde colored. That's diversity folks! Men and women. Young and old. Speaking of young women--and you know I always do--who's with me digging' on that hot hippie chick in the tie-dye shirt with MY NAME on it? Is she wearing a bra? Most people don't know this...those broads didn't wear bras. Did crooked Hillary burn her draft card? We have people investigating. The best people. Bigly."

[skip fox]

5. D.T. continues:

"I'm the kind of guy who will tell you straight out stuff nobody else will even go near because of political correctness or for fear of disturbing their elite audience and donors, but I'll tell you. . . . When I wipe I usually use my right hand, but I pick my nose with either, depending upon circumstances. . . . To pleasure myself, I usually use the right, though sometimes I like to switch off to keep things interesting. . . . Just honest, plain talk. . . . The kind regular politicians won't go near."

[ProudLib72]

6. DT is saying

"Back in DC they make me wear a special jacket. It has buckles on the cuffs that attach in the back of the jacket. They like me to wear this special, presidential jacket. It keeps me from signing orders. The other day I came up with an idea for an order to make people change their underwear three times a day, and they would have to wear their underwear on the outside so we could check. How great is that?! It would have given Sessions something to do, checking all that underwear. But Kelly made me put on my special jacket, and I couldn't sign that order. Well, tonight, folks, I don't see Kelly anywhere. I can tell you good folks all about my great orders."