if orange madman is forced to resign, are we still going to have to pay for protecting him?

[niyad]

although, that would be a small price to pay for having him out of office, I guess.

[BainsBane]

1. Let the federal prison system take care of that

[niyad]

4. works for me.

[NurseJackie]

8. Boom!

[JHan]

27. lol that gif.

[C_U_L8R]

15. I wonder

does Secret Service protection extend to the cellblock?

[Glamrock]

2. Yes

Prisons do need gaurds ya know.

[Corvo Bianco]

3. Is it ironic? What's the word when the USSS is going to protect the nation's greatest traitor

for the remainder of his life?

[Auntie Bush]

5. Makes me sick to think we might have to do that! Will we also have to continue

to protect all those kids as they romp around the world trying to find more people to screw!

[Doodley]

6. He can pay. He says he is worth 11 billion, and he never lies!

[Loki Liesmith]

7. Yes

[haele]

9. Well, he probably gets the Napoleon Treatment.

Exile on an stage-set small island in a big guilded house and a golf course with keepers where he can pretend to be President in his own little fantasy with select visitors (and fellow WH Staff inmates) until the KFC finally takes it's toll.
Just tell him it's for his own safety to stay there. And that the crowds back in the states are yuge...

He's in his 70's, it won't be too long. But man, won't it punish his equally traitorous staff to be stuck on a little island with him, for a decade or so...a fate I wouldn't wish on any other human being...

Haele

[niyad]

10. ohhhh, I do LOVE the way you think!!

[haele]

13. I watched the Prisoner growing up...

Everyone gets a number, depending on how much in Putin's pockets or how guilty of RICO they are...the lower one is, the better chance of parole one might have. Prisoner #1 gets a parole hearing in 3 years, #2 in 4, #3 in 5 years....

Drumpf, however, will be in for life, with Uday Qusay, and Javanka for the max.

Heck, just stream the exile PPV with repeat "special events" as staff member's machinations and attempts to earn a lower place number - that should pay for the entire set-up a good 20 years out...

Drumpf wouldn't mind - Between the Golf, the Sex Robots, the "Take Out", Faux news and all the other CT infotainment sites will still be broadcast there's enough to keep him occupied - but the rest of his fellow prisoner sycophants would be begging for mercy and threatening suicide before six months is up.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment, indeed.


Haele

[niyad]

14. LOVED "the prisoner"

[ProudLib72]

25. Maybe an island that recedes as climate change occurs

so that, by the end, it is entirely under a foot or so of water. That would be a living hell, to be constantly wet with salt water.

Or maybe there should be another small island next to his, one with a cellphone on it. He can clearly see from his own island that Twitter is right there, but the waters between the islands are infested with tiger sharks.

Perhaps there could be a single, Hispanic handyman in charge of all repairs on the island, and he gets paid in full up front, no negotiations.

Definitely, Prince Alwaleed bin Talal will dock his (formerly tRump's) yacht at the island and hold massive parties on it with a lot of influential rich people, but tRump will never be invited. As soon as they see him coming, the yacht will slowly back out into open water (infested with tiger sharks, of course).

[OriginalGeek]

11. Probably but

maybe we can save money by just hiring Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

[niyad]

12. that might work.

[BlueStater]

16. Not a single penny should be spent protecting this bum. n/t

[Major Nikon]

17. With Nixon, the answer was yes

Ironically Nixon opted out of SS protection and paid for his own private security force. His reasoning was since he was traveling around making money he should pay for his own security detail.

[niyad]

18. as much of an asshole as tricky dick was, he did do a few things correctly.

[niyad]

19. . . .

[Iggo]

20. Worth it at twice the price. Long as he's gone, I'll be happy.

[niyad]

21. problem is, nobody in the line of succession is worth a damn.

[Iggo]

23. That's a whole 'nother problem.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. Yeah, it *is* a good trade.

[tammywammy]

24. Yes, presidents receive protection if they resign.

No protection if they are impeached and removed from office.

[geek tragedy]

26. prison guards aren't free nt

[Laffy Kat]

28. Hopefully not for long.

I predict he will stroke out while sitting on the toilet, kind of like Elvis but with a phone in his hand.

[niyad]

29. buy him another order of kfc!