A blast from the near distant past (2011). . . . Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!

[skip fox]

Michelle ("My favorite book of the Bible is Leviticus" ) Bachmann is saying: "Mark my words, Jay. Today is September 16, 2011, right? . . . Within half-a-dozen years we'll have a president who will unashamedly fight not just the Muslim scourge but also the left-media and fake news, abortion killers, voter fraud, illegal immigrants, political correctness, the entitled class, welfare and food stamps, Medicaid, Social Security, as well as anti-Christian messaging and secular Christmas greetings. . . . I read it in the Bible!"


Jay Leno is thinking: "Boy, she really is wacko!"

[RKP5637]

1. "My love for people is this wide!" n/t

[liberal N proud]

2. Time for a corn dog

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eCuXkOHWVlk/TklednPFQ_I/AAAAAAAACSU/9PqU7m2Rk84/s1600/Bachmann+Corn+Dog.JPG

[GallopingGhost]

5. It would be fun

to caption the guy watching her eat the corn dog.

The look on his face. lmao.

[Donkees]

3. '' ... and his head will be this big''

[skip fox]

4. M.B. is saying:

"Well, my husband and I like to play lots of games. . . . In one, he's the headmaster who caught me smoking and he has this big paddle, and . . ."

Jay is thinking: "I'll never be able to unimagine this."

[BSdetect]

6. My husband says his is this big but I don't know really....I've never seen it

[GallopingGhost]

7. "Jay-and I say this with huge sincerity-

Donald and I love the people of New Hampshire. They're big patriots, but if they hadn't been on so many drugs at the battle of Lexington and Concord, the whole Resolution could have been avoided. But instead, it was an orgy of disaster, and our guys spent their wads at that one battle, which led to more and more and more battles....and that's all I can really say because I don't have to say anymore because of the Constitution."

[skip fox]

8. You might be getting too closeto the fire.

Didn't your mother tell you to not cross your eyes because they might get stuck? Well, the same principle applies with CAPTIONing. If you channel your subject's mentality too closely, . . . well, your therapist is likely to get rich.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Honestly, how is this woman not in a mental hospital?

She has a barely functioning brain. I really think she is an even bigger idiot than Palin and Trump combined.

[skip fox]

10. M.T. is saying:

"Years ago my doctors declared me brain dead, but look at me now!"