"When has the environment ever done anything for ME?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Mr. Toxic Waste himself!) Trump is saying: "Let me give this to you straight. The chance that man is altering the environment and creating so-called 'climate-change' is just about as great me being a crooked, fundamentally dishonest, and heartless con-man. . . . Just so you know."

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Above CAPTION based on a scenario of what Trump might say when responding to the current governmental climate-change report, a copy of which leaked to the New York Times , 8.8.17:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/climate/climate-change-drastic-warming-trump.html

Thank god for the press!

[underpants]

1. Look. If a man could do this I would have done it. The best.

[skip fox]

2. D.T. is continuing:

"And we've still got winter, right? . . . I remember before going out to play in the snow as a boy, my Mom would put these little tiny gloves on my hands, then send me out to play on my own professional hockey rink in the back yard."