The Fastest Way to Trigger Someone According to Their Zodiac Sign

[OxQQme]

Some of you might think that it is a little crude and uncivilized to trigger someone; but even the sane ones amongst us agree that sometimes there are situations that you need to tackle by using your secret weapons. After all, all of us feel the heat of the situation at some point of time. You might also want to know this to prank your beloved partner and laugh at their frustration (Isn’t that just pure evil genius?)

We often encounter people whom we think can never be pushed to the highest level of frustration and annoyance, but believe me, everyone has a tipping point. The method that we are talking about is based on the personality traits. These personality traits are ultimately linked to the zodiac signs. Since ancient times, astrology has been used to determine every aspect of the human life. Zodiac signs gave us answers to the complex questions that bothered the brightest minds of ancient times and astrology also gave answers to the trivial questions of our everyday life.

So here is astrology to the rescue; to tell you ways in which you can piss people off based on their zodiac signs:

Drumpf's sign:
Gemini: Force them to wait for you. They love to live freely and according to their own free will. If you make them wait, they’ll feel trapped and this will make them absolutely crazy. They always want something interesting going on in their lives and waiting for you (which is surely not that interesting) will make them angry. They also get bored very easily. Make them do something boring and see their temperature rising!


https://simplecapacity.com/2017/08/the-fastest-way-to-trigger-someone-according-to-their-zodiac-sign/

[tazkcmo]

1. As a Scorpio

I disagree with this: "...and waiting for you (which is surely not that interesting) will make them angry.". He wouldn't be angry, he'd be quivering in anticipation!












sarcasm

[Blue_Adept]

2. I'm sure there's some nuggets of truth in there

But looking at myself and family members along that list and none of it would actually work.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

3. Junk science.

Astrology is BS, no truth to it at all. Stars don't determine your personality.

[snooper2]

4. This is the dumbest thing I have read in months...

I am now more ignorant for having read it...

Now I'm going to read up some more on WebRTC so I can cleanse my brain of this garbage...


thanks

[frazzled]

5. I know, LOL!

Any one of these suggestions would piss off anyone born under any sign:

"Be mean to them"
"Treat them bad"
"Make fun of them"
"Be rude and selfish to them"
"Get involved in their work and mess it up."

Stupidest thing I've ever read.

[AngryAmish]

11. If you think is the dumbest thing you read recently, then you don't follow my posts.

[scheming daemons]

6. Astrology is junk pseudo-science. Don't believe this nonsense.

[smirkymonkey]

7. He sounds more like a Leo:

Leo: Stop boosting their ego and they might get really angry. Leo people survive and thrive because of praise. They are natural leaders and are thus praised by everyone for their work. They like to take control of things around them. Their motivation for doing something is not the satisfaction that they will get out of the work, but they covet and desire the award and recognition. When they are not appreciated, they feel threatened. Thus, the simplest way to trip them is to stop patting them on their backs.

[Mosby]

8. tell them their sign is wrong

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nasa-zodiac-change_us_57e44265e4b08d73b8305919

[Orsino]

9. The fastest way to trigger me...

...is to tell me that my ability to be triggered has anything to do with my birthday.

[JoeStuckInOH]

10. Aries: interrupt them while they're working. Well no shit, really?Who'd of guessed that?

Aries: These people are extremely dedicated towards their work and do not want to be disturbed at all. The simplest way to piss them off is to interrupt their work. But their heart and mind makes them extremely focused. They will put you out of their way, if need be.