HVAC Update Underway in West Wing...

[MineralMan]

Now, let's just say that I wanted to implant some listening devices to keep an eye on our erratic sort of a President, just to make sure he doesn't sell the country down the river to some foreign guy. Where, oh where could I put them so they wouldn't be noticed?

The warm air flows; the cool air flows. It all flows into every room. Air ducts! What a concept, eh?

Yes, an HVAC update is, indeed, in order in the West Wing, I think.

[Scoopster]

1. Seems necessary

They have to do something to counteract all the hot air coming from this Administration.

[MineralMan]

2. Yes. Careful monitoring is needed to make sure

things don't heat up too much, I think.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Fart Filters

Good God, that man's farts must stink like holy hell.

[MineralMan]

4. He is the most powerful man on the planet, to be sure.

In all ways, no doubt.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. ...

[SFnomad]

6. Can they change the locks at the same time? n/t

[Fla Dem]

7. Did they do security checks on the contractor and ee's ? Putin wouldn't be

beyond having someone plant a bug in the West Wing.

Having said that, I'm pretty sure if there aren't listening device detectors already installed in the WH, it probably gets a security sweep every day.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. I knew a security guy who would place them in returns, a few feet away from the registers.

He said it was perfect, because if the returns are run right, they make an excellent acoustical chamber.

Of course, they were done on a temporary bases, as his state is a one-party state.

[MineralMan]

9. Yes, that would make sense.

They're quieter, as well, since air speeds are lower. Good call.