Pretty soon, I won't be able to wear anything I own...

[Wounded Bear]

I've already retired my red baseball cap. It's actually kind of nice, and is emblazoned with the MC emblem on the front. But it's solid red, and from the back or side could be mistaken for a MAGA lid. Fuck that.

Now? Shit, I probably have 3 or 4 pair of pants that are khaki or light tan colored. Used to be half my wardrobe.

What's a guy to do?

[dalton99a]

1. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

[leftstreet]

2. You just need the correct white t shirt!

[Not Ruth]

3. Burn those golf shirts too

As well as the golf clubs

[malaise]

4. Wear colored shirts or Tees

[yardwork]

5. I'm not taking down my tiki torches.

They're going to have to pry my tiki torches from my cold dead hands.

[Not Ruth]

6. Red is a gang color

Can't wear red or blue if you are not on your turf

[CatMor]

7. Don't forget your long red ties

[Demit]

8. Not surrender?

[Vinca]

9. My husband was just saying the same thing. He just bought new khakis.

I think you're all okay as long as you stay away from the white shirt/khaki look.

[Clarity2]

10. I'd put the red cap away

& not wear a white shirt with the khaki. We can't self-ban all tan/khaki pants. That wouldn't be fair.

My husband has a red baseball cap with some company name, and I asked him not to wear it since *trump*. Thankfully he was good with that.

[procon]

11. Just tie-dye everything.

They might call you a hippy, but no one would ever mistake you for a Trump fan if you're wearing tie dyed apparel in an explosion of wild colors and eye-popping patterns. It’s impossible to be sad while wearing tie dyed clothes, especially if you accessorize with "I MISS 44!" or a similar catchy slogan embroidered on all your tees.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. The khaki pants are fine; just don't wear them with a white polo shirt.

[Equinox Moon]

13. Add some flowers

Or add some iron-on patches.



Maybe it is time to update the wardrobe? You can still be cool - with a new look.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Go shopping!

[mia]

15. I was just thinking the same thing.

I will probably be suspicious of anyone I see wearing the uniform. I don't even own a white polo, but vow to never wear a white blouse with khakis again.

[Wounded Bear]

16. Group response...

Well, being on a fixed income going shopping, is an activity that I have to strictly control.

No, I don't have any white polo shirts. White undershirts, as we used to call them.

Thanks for your support.