"Diogenes, here I am." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump is saying: "Excuse me! . . . Excuse me! . . I saw violence against the alt.right as you call them coming from the other side. . . . And each and every one of you saw it too, organized, hate-filled, brutal violence! . . . . But you're fake news and won't report it. . . . Just like you won't admit all of your are really racists at heart, . . . or you won't admit how profoundly gratifying it can be to savage your enemies and anyone else you want, . . . or you won't admit how great it would be to have sex with your family, . . . . Well, even you should be able to see where I'm going: All of you are as disgusting as I am, only you want to make me feel my ideas aren't mainstream!!!"


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Above based on a single phrase Trump used in his infamous impromptu news conference 8.15.17

[dembotoz]

1. Got some prime trump brand slaves up for sale here.. opening bid?

[underpants]

2. God?

[Johonny]

3. You know what's great? That in this country, the greatest on Earth, a young man of any color

can go out to a store and buy a Tiki torch that is made here, in America, again. I did that. That's because of me. You know, no one is talking about that. It's interesting isn't it. I find that interesting. Here it is people are talking about dead people, race riots, genocide, and NAZIs and no one talks about how great the economy is doing. It's sad. I find it sad. Not as sad as seeing a very fine NAZI get punched in the face, but it's sad. Let me set the record straight, I hate violence in its many forms that aren't mushroom cloud shaped, eating pizza without a fork, and seeing our beautiful statues of historical civil war figures that hated America and killed many Americans, more than all the other wars combined, taken down from our parks. I just wish I didn't have to cut the National Endowment of the Arts so we could replace those statues. But I do have to cut it. The NEA is a den of fascists, the bad kind. So I have to kill it. Too bad. We could use it now.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. is continuing:

"Listen, I respect Special Council Robert Mueller, but I'm told he wasn't upset about the violence the alt right suffered last weekend so I'm reluctantly going to have to let him go.