OMG - Trump's new cover photo on Twitter - check out their expressions!

[highplainsdem]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Tweet about it from BuzzFeed's Chris Geidner:

Link to tweet

Trump's new cover photo. The White House wants this photo out there? Look at everyone's faces! Morbid Also: The diversity — this week.

[underpants]

1. The tall guy 4th from left

[Dave Starsky]

73. That one had me LOLing.

He looks like he's just glimpsed Cthulhu.

[LongTomH]

80. Maybe he just realized Trump IS CTHULHU!!!!

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. WTF? Some hidden message intended? We are bad hombres out to get YOU? We are tough?

[Dulcinea]

72. The Donald looks like he'll burst into tears at any moment.

Did someone tell him he only gets 1 scoop?

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Trump looks severely constipated (n/t)

[47of74]

59. After all, he's full of shit.

[TheBlackAdder]

66. It's the funniest. He thinks it says, "Tough," when it really says, "How to turn my Ben Wahs off?"

[GoCubsGo]

68. Yep. Like a little baby trying to make a poop.

He has that same look on his face in is official portrait. Every time I see it, all I can do is shake my head and chuckle. And, feel horribly embarrassed for this country.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. They all look like they're facing a firing squad.

And SCROTUS himself looks like somebody just took his two scoops of ice cream away.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. Disney's Hall of Presidents looks more alive!

[spooky3]

21. Good one!

[yardwork]

6. Jeff Sessions tries and fails to look like a tough guy.

[Alice11111]

14. He looks constipated with a pumped up chest.

[GoCubsGo]

69. He probably is constipated.

His diet consists of a lot of junk food, and not much else.

[Alice11111]

86. ...and he is very uptight

[spanone]

7. what's trump so happy about?

[madaboutharry]

8. I bet Trump told them not to smile.

He thinks that's what makes him look like a serious person.

[Alice11111]

9. They all look like the are watching someone be tortured.

Looks like they grabbed a woman for the photo shot, as someone's last thought.

Lots of color

[ismnotwasm]

10. For Trumps new show

"The last one left"

[CrispyQ]

20. LOL!

[uponit7771]

11. They hate him and he hates them

[workinclasszero]

12. I need sunglasses to look at this pic

How about that diversity boy. SMH

[Kablooie]

13. What a jolly, happy team. Must be fun working there.

Welcome to the United States of America!

[nolabear]

15. *help us* *blinkblink* *please help us*

[scarletwoman]

50. OMG!

[Freedomofspeech]

16. I am blinded by thw whiteness.

[marylandblue]

17. It's the remaning cast of Celebrity Apprentice

[hibbing]

18. Hall of Shame n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

19. Trump looks like he's pouting.

[forgotmylogin]

61. That is 45's "I am important" face.

You'll notice he favors that in staged photos. He also likes to make it appear he is in the midst of signing something (always "hard at work!) and just happened to glance up in resolute grim defiance of all who oppose him.

[ProudLib72]

22. I count twelve disciples and Mary

Hmmmm. From here on out, I refuse to discount religious analogies. To me this screams "Last Supper".

[Lithos]

24. You mean

the last fluffer? They are all hoping they do not draw the short straw....

[Lithos]

23. I think I see a real tan somewhere

Wow, the diversity!

L-

[highplainsdem]

25. Jim Acosta tweet: Quite the photo from Camp David tonight

Link to tweet

Read the replies there...

[BHDem53]

53. Happy Campers. Sad.

[Lebam in LA]

26. Someone die?

[Lars39]

29. They've all got their deathbed bereavement faces on!

[Doreen]

31. No, someone dying would never make them look this upset.

[Dave Starsky]

83. This photo makes The Last Supper look festive.

Like a regular hootin' hoedown.

[LovingA2andMI]

54. Anyone Standing In The Room....

Soul has died standing next to Cheeto Racist Liar.

[lapfog_1]

27. was everyone at Camp David today?

talking about outsourcing the Afghan war?

[Doreen]

28. Now, those are some happy campers.

Now, someone needs to do one of those things where there is a bubble with each one of their thoughts as they stand there with those miserable looks on their faces. I see pence thinking: We are screwed really screwed.....where's mother?

[SweetieD]

30. Weird.

[Miles Archer]

32. 14 people in desperate need of some bran muffins

I think Trump needs to take a page from the Ozzy Osbourne playbook. I think he needs to bite the head off of something and spit it on the table and then they need to take the photo. Or maybe he could wear a poncho made from a Confederate flag and instead of the prop piece of paper and pen he could have another Trump Tower taco bowl in front of him. That should ease tensions if he pardons and appoints Arpaio on Tuesday.

Or maybe they could wait until he takes his afternoon nap and Vice President Pence could teabag him, and that could be the cover photo.

Very impressive, to be sure, but needs work.

[WestSeattle2]

33. Trump thinks the scowl makes him look bad-ass. It does not. It makes him look like

the repulsive, vulgar, ignorant ass he really is. What an idiot.

[3catwoman3]

81. Badass, no.

Dumbass, yes.

[montana_hazeleyes]

34. Good Grief! At first glance it looked

like Pence had a twin.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

35. "Rawr! I'm angry! See how angry I am? SEE?"

That's pathetic and scary, to be honest. Overtones of a dictator in that picture.

[Bladewire]

36. Kelly is in charge! The look on his face..

Yes! The only confident pose / expression of them all

[Baitball Blogger]

37. I can read their mind.

They're saying, "We goin down."

[procon]

38. Looks like a photo showing victims of "Stockholm Syndrome" from a psychology textbook. nt

[RussBLib]

39. where's Rick Perry?!

Did he slink off while no one was looking?

[sarcasmo]

40. No hoods?

[jalan48]

41. He looks like the kid on Home Alone.

[LudwigPastorius]

42. Why does Trump always looks like a dog trying to pass a peach pit?

It's his attempt at a "I'm really serious" look.

[Sunlei]

43. whats wrong with trumps face? looks deflated.

[George II]

44. Photographer: "Say HATE!"

[Generic Brad]

45. I see a lot of diversity

Two guys are wearing glasses. Three guys are bald. One guy has a gray tie. One guy is wearing a uniform. One guy is tucked away in the back. Two guys are wearing blue shirts. One guy is a girl.

[KT2000]

46. trump looks 8 years old

I thought it was photo shopped with a little boy in the pic.

[fierywoman]

52. I agree.. Maybe he got Melania's make-up person to make his cheeks look hollow and they

photoshopped his face the way they photoshopped her face for her formal portrait.

[PatrickforO]

47. LOL. I don't think we're having fun yet.

I know I'm sure not. While the media has focused on covering Trump's idiotic antics with single minded intensity, the Republicans have quietly been selling off public lands for mining and drilling, instructing financial regulators not to worry about that pesky ol' Volcker Rule, etc. These people are systematically tearing apart everything this nation stands for, our social, economic and environmental fabric. They are purposely weakening the institutions Americans must trust if our nation is to remain strong.

Aaaargh.

Impeach.

Try.

Imprison.

[kairos12]

48. Is Comey hiding in the flags? No wait, that was before.

[BobTheSubgenius]

49. There is diversity in this photo.

There's a woman....and one guy is wearing a yellow tie.

[flibbitygiblets]

51. They look like they're waiting to be called in to testify for the Grand Jury

Explains Trump's "chastised 8-year old boy" face completely!

[L. Coyote]

55. Is that the 25th Amendment Committee?

[misanthrope]

56. Where's Donnie's Sharpie and legal pad?

How can he write a speech without it?

[nocalflea]

57. Trump's possee.

Just finished pouring a fifth of cheap gin on a photo of Bannon and snorted a line of "that white stuff". White is this crew's "colors" natch.

[Glimmer of Hope]

58. Is this part of some new image campaign to make him look less "out to lunch"?

I am not sure what they are going for here.

[PoorMonger]

60. Laughed the most at Jeff Sessions.

He always looks like you just caught him doing something terrible , and he's shocked by it.

[DrDan]

62. they are really promoting this picture? 1 white woman among 13 white men?????

Is that the message they want to send?

[JI7]

63. Sessions plus the 3 in the middle need to go

[JI7]

64. those hands really are tiny. look at how short those fingers are

[Tanuki]

65. It looks like an Agatha Christie novel set in the White House.

Cabinet members, staff, and advisors are disappearing one by one. On the surface they are all trying desperately to carry on as if everything is normal but they all know a madman is on the loose and wonder.....who will be next?

[Wounded Bear]

77. Yeah, don't let them all ride the train home together...

[C_U_L8R]

67. They're all slightly leaning away from Trump.

Subtle body language that could mean they want to get the hell away from him. It certainly doesn't convey unity or respect. Trump also looks ridiculous sitting there pretending to be signing stuff. A confident leader would stand with his team.

[dalton99a]

70. The serious leader look, from his favorite book

[WePurrsevere]

71. Looks like a toddler in a snit w/12 old white men & a token woman...

smelling the stinky pantload he just dropped.

[GopherGal]

74. Does he even have a pen?

Donnie John does love his signing ceremonies (probably because they center on him), but what was he signing? Did they just stage a fake ceremony and photo for him? From his expression, it doesn't seem to be making him happy.

Or are they just all trying to read off the same sheet because they forgot to invite along the person who knows how to change the toner cartridge?

Also, the lack of symmetry is interesting. 4 flags on the left (and 6 people), with 3 flags (and 7 people) to the right. Makes you think there was another flag on the right that was removed. Was it a Confederate flag or a Russian flag that they removed for the sake of the photo?

[OregonBlue]

75. Sad. Very Sad.

[louis-t]

76. Reminds me of the photo of American POWs

in Vietnam where they were all giving the middle finger salute. Not one of these fucks is happy to be there.

[LongTomH]

78. White House Diversity -- D1 longer you verk here....di verse it gets!!!!

[stopbush]

79. They look guilty.

[Flaleftist]

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[3catwoman3]

84. I think the reaction to that dour...

...physiognomy is probably not what 2 Scoops was hoping for, seeing as he hates being laughed at. POTUS - Pouter of the United States.

[ecstatic]

85. Where's Ben Carson? nt