Kelly has seized control Trump's phone!!!!

[Julian Englis]

Proof--his last two tweets

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Angry Dragon]

1. fake tweets

[blaze]

3. Ha! Yes!

[Julian Englis]

9. No, those are real tweets

I think the coup has begun. He who controls the Twitterphone controls the nation!

[Skidmore]

13. Which means that if it is Conway,

the Mercers are firmly in control. Nothing to be gleeful about.

[Julian Englis]

15. I assume Chief of Staff John Kelly has seized it. He seems a bit brighter than Conway. n/t

[Skidmore]

16. I don't assume anything god

about the Trump family or anyone who associates with them.

[trof]

17. Yeah, KELLEY, not Kellyanne.

[Julian Englis]

30. It's John F Kelly, not John F. Kelley

Last edited Sat Aug 19, 2017, 11:38 PM - Edit history (1)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kelly

[Ms. Toad]

63. I assume you mean Kelly, not Kelley.

I'm not sure whether he cares about the period (the only difference I can see is that there is a period in the second recitation, but not the first).

[Julian Englis]

66. Umm, yea, that's what I posted.

Oops

[Ms. Toad]

68. s'ok. I stared at it for a while trying to figure out

if you really did mean that he cared about whether his initial was followd by a period or not.

[CentralMass]

38. He must have donned a gas mask, entered the golden thrown room,clubbed the orange cretin and grabbed

the phone..

[JI7]

24. Op was referring to the general. Not conway

[Miles Archer]

33. Saw a story today claiming Bannon had a 5 hour meeting with the Mercers.

Bannon's not gone. Anyone who thinks his physically being out of the White House means he's out of the picture hasn't been following the game up till this point.

[Dustlawyer]

29. It sure as Hell ain't Trump saying those things!

Fake Tweets! Let him keep digging!!!

[shanny]

77. Maybe not saying them,

but definitely typing them since "heal" was misspelled in two consecutive tweets ("heel&quot before finally being corrected.

[JDC]

11. Lol.

[Vinca]

2. Maybe they finally got Don into the straitjacket.

[sandensea]

4. It must have gone something like this:

[hedda_foil]

19. This is too perfect!. Please post it as an OP.

[sandensea]

20. Sure! Glad you enjoyed it.

Help me out here though: what would be an OP? I haven't been on DU that long.

[tblue37]

28. OP is the original post that starts a new thread. Go to the appropriate forum,

click "start a new thread," and then do so.

(You have to have accumulated at least 10 posts before you can start your own thread.)

[sandensea]

36. Great. Thank you!

[3catwoman3]

31. I think it means...

...Original Post. You are being invited to start a thread/topic.

[sandensea]

37. Thankyouverymuch!

[Ken Burch]

22. I love it that the kids are TOTALLY unimpressed with the "Trumptrum".

n/t.

[sandensea]

74. 'Trumptrum'!

[Ken Burch]

83. It's for use by one and all, my friend.

n/t.

[Judi Lynn]

72. Glorious! He seems every bit that infantile to me. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Thank you. n/t

[sandensea]

75. We laugh to keep from crying right.

I bet the President of Argentina got a laugh from this too. He may be a fascist; but at least he's polite.

[ATL Ebony]

78. LOL, that was funny as hell.

I don't care what anyone says, it was not fake. I believe it was the "real" DJT.

[sandensea]

80. And just wait until they invoke the 25th on him.

I just hope someone films it.

[ATL Ebony]

85. No worries there -- it will be the image seen around the world.

And all the people screamed "Y-E-S!!!"

[sandensea]

86. I just hope they remember to throw Pence out with the rest of the trash.

If they don't, we'll be under a theocracy faster than you can say Torquemada - while the media pretends everything's back to "normal."

[KewlKat]

5. Someone should tell President Pence to stop texting on the Con's phone.

[sandensea]

7. Wither the thought!

I'd rather have Cheeto stay on (for now), and have him show up this administration for the third-world style disaster it is, than have Mikey Fetus Funeral take office and give the media an excuse to pretend everything's "normal."

[Ken Burch]

25. They've pulled this off before.

In 1976, they nearly held on to the White House by pretending Nixon never existed.

[sandensea]

44. Much like the Tories held on '92 by pretending Thatcher had never happened, no?

[Ken Burch]

48. Excellent analogy

They won because of that, and because Neil Kinnock, in moving the party so drastically and painfully to the right from where it was in 1987, created a lot of distrust among the voters-a lot of them wondered if it was wise to give power to somebody who abandoned that many lifetime convictions in a heartbeat.

I mean, yes, Labour was still different than the Tories-much more so than in 1997, when everything recognizably "Labour" had been stripped from the party program-but Kinnock invested far too much effort in suppressing internal party democracy. silencing debate and dissent and driving actual socialists out of the party, when he SHOULD have focused on making a stronger case for Labour's existing program than he did in 1987.

After all that, I suspect the voters came to the conclusion that Kinnock stood for nothing but trying to win an election for the SAKE of trying to win an election. He'd reduced the party's vision from social transformation to making the nastiness slightly less nasty. There was nothing radical in the '92 program at all, and as 1997 proved, Labour without radicalism or socialism was worth next to nothing.

[sandensea]

50. Thank you for that thorough recap, Ken.

One for the bookmarks!

[Ken Burch]

52. Always glad to help. And I'll buy the next round.

Have a safe weekend...these are scary times.

[3catwoman3]

32. "Mikey Fetus Funeral - MFF"

That could also stand for "Mother Fucking Freakzoid,"

[sandensea]

40. Or Medieval Feudal Fetishist? I think a had a vision of his inaugural ball:

[tavernier]

6. Not to worry, he has a spare in his pajama pants

and will tweet his own words during his late night poo poo.

[Bradshaw3]

8. We'll see how long it lasts n/t

[nocalflea]

10. And yet, his anti-police agitators tweet is still up.

[L. Coyote]

12. They caught him again.

[VMA131Marine]

14. Ha! That's exactly what I thought too!

Especially since an hour before those he was tweeting about anti-police agitators

[Phoenix61]

18. Yeah, that's not Twitler

Not sure who it is but definitely not Twitler.

[George II]

21. But later he did this:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141848672

“Looks like many anti-police agitators in Boston,” Trump tweeted. “Police are looking tough and smart! Thank you.”

He's schizophrenic!

[Julian Englis]

23. No, that tweet was earlier, and I think he meant the Nazis, KKK and other Republican thugs :-) n/t

[tblue37]

43. I am pretty sure he was calling the antiracist protesters "anti-police agitators." nt

[CentralMass]

54. Thats how i took it.

[Julian Englis]

84. I was just trying to mock tRump and ambiguous post

We all know that the right-wingers are the really violent, lawless violent folks at these events--even if Twitler fails to admit it. Indeed, he even encouraged violence at his rallies

[tblue37]

26. But after what he has already said, no one will believe he means this, even if they

could be convinced that those are actually his words.

[lpbk2713]

27. That can't be Trump. They're dated Saturday.

Trump doesn't do presidentin' on the weekends. That's his golf time.

[Binkie The Clown]

34. Those are simply not Turmps words.

I can't imagine anyone being fooled into believing that The Donald Trump tweeted those words of his own volition. It's not his vocabulary, and it's not his sentiments.

[tblue37]

42. See my post #41 below. nt

[CentralMass]

56. They probably gave him a Mein Kampf coloring book to distract him.

[torius]

35. Stepford Trump... n/t

[samnsara]

39. no mention of crooked hillary or his YUGE fake win

[tblue37]

41. Before these fake tweets, he tweeted that the counterprotesters were

anti-police agitators!

That was a true Trump tweet.

[BumRushDaShow]

45. THIS

It is like someone grabbed the phone (or perhaps got logged into his account) and put those last 2 tweets out, completely out of context from his crazed mind. They are literally like day and night.

[tblue37]

47. Those 2 tweets are an attempt to clean up after the "anti-police agitators" tweet.

I wonder whether he put his foot down and forbade his aides to delete the "anti-police agitators" tweet, since it is still up.

[BumRushDaShow]

60. Yup and it's shocking.

It's like this going on in there ->

Wonder how long the aisle cleanups last before he throws a big tantrum?

- temper tantrum

[mnmoderatedem]

46. easy to see where this is headed

now that the bar has been lowered even further for trumpie, his stooges will go on all the cable news show proclaiming how trumpie is showing great insight and leadership and is helping the country heal, blah blah blah.

Textbook case of lowering the bar, then coming back with a token gesture and having the stooges fall over themselves with praise. The guy who continually brings home straight Fs on his report card is now going to be celebrated for bring home a D-. Put it on the fridge with a magnet.

[demtenjeep]

49. its himhe had to try 3 times he spelled heal heel 3 different times

he is disgusting

[marylandblue]

55. It's Hope Hicks desperately trying to fix the autocorrect

[Warpy]

51. Don't worry, Donny will blow a major fit at some point

and get his binkie back for an hour to post some horseshit to contradict everything Kelly has posted.

[CentralMass]

53. Yes. He will tweet what he really thinks soon enough.

[PoorMonger]

57. Can't have been all Kelly

Those misspellings of easy words in the initial posts were too Trumpian. Ha. Loved the heel misspelling so much. If I'd have caught it in time I'd have jumped on twitter and replied with some classic wrestling memes.

#Need2Heel

[Eugene]

58. I was wondering what happened.

[tavernier]

59. Really angered me that NBC evening news used those tweets

as his response to Boston today, instead of his ACTUAL earlier tweets, which showed him as the idiot he really is.

[Egnever]

62. Yup they are giving him cover

[CentralMass]

69. Yes, the media is complicit.

[ecstatic]

61. We know how trump truly feels. The forged tweets give cover

to his fellow rethugs who like to pretend that the rethug party isn't cozy with neo-nazis.

[blueinredohio]

64. We all know that wasn't Trump whoever it was it wasn't him

[orangecrush]

65. If I were forging Trump's tweets

I would intentionally include misspelled words and nonsense words.

[Dem2]

67. Another theory

He was watching cable news, saw the push back when the vans were removing the Nazis, rage tweeted.

Then an hour later...

Saw an authority figure, the Boston Police commissioner, praise the protesters, tweeted that.

I was watching all afternoon and his tweets follow "watching the news and tweeting" (like a child) perfectly. Also even the commentators on MSNBC noted the same obvious pattern. He's that kid in your mom's basement.

[DFW]

70. Or maybe he heard this on an oldies station

And it affected him for his whole 45 second attention span:

[Dem2]

73. He doesn't have pets

I doubt he appreciates music either.

I honestly think he's a malignant narcissist with a side of sociopathy.

[matt819]

82. That's possible

But I'm still going with the "adults took his phone." Either way, though, it's a waste of time. We - both his cult followers and his critics - know that the first thing said or tweeted is what he thinks or, more likely, feels.

[orleans]

71. it's been almost 9 hours

so maybe there was some sort of medical emergency

[MFM008]

76. The first two were his

About anti police agitators.
He did not write the next two.
if he did it was with a gun pointed at his meathead.

[riversedge]

79. Agree.

[matt819]

81. Pointless

We all know that the first thing he says or tweets is what he thinks or feels, or whatever. Whatever comes next is not from him. It's from his minders. And it doesn't reflect, well, anything. It's made up shit. Why even bother with this?