Trumpy Lumpy is having a sad

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Link to tweet

[spiderpig]

1. Awwww - somebody give him a blankie.

Can you believe this 71 year old?

[trof]

10. Or a binkie?

[sheshe2]

13. Damn!

You beat me to it.



Don and Pensive share a binkie.

[SHRED]

2. His little golfing hands are tired.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. "Working hard."

"Working hard" - on the golf course and sitting on a gold toilet tweeting. I can hardly wait until that asshat is just fucking GONE from the White House and I never have to think about him again.

[Botany]

7. +1

" .... after working hard ...."

R you kidding me he was on vacation @ his golf place.

BTW somebody elese was tweeting for Trump this AM and
yesterday

[neeksgeek]

24. I don't think he really knows what hard work is

Has he ever dug a ditch? Hauled load after load of dirt in a wheelbarrow all day in the heat?

Worked until midnight in a retail store during the Christmas season? Then come back at 9am to do it over again?

I could go on but you all get my point.

[gratuitous]

28. He has very small, soft hands

If hard work strolled up and bit him on his bottom, hard work would make a clean getaway because Trump has never seen it.

[SonofDonald]

29. Working Hard?.

People open doors for him, everything is brought to him, he doesn't make his bed or clean up after himself, he doesn't cook, he doesn't do laundry, he doesn't do anything that nearly everybody else in the world does in a normal day.

The only work he actually does is go to the bathroom.

Hard work.

[DRoseDARs]

4. A solution, final if you will: #DeleteYourAccount, then #KillYourself.

That second part might be hard as I doubt they let you near even a sharp pair of scissors. Your tie might be long enough, though...

[madokie]

21. Yeah but

Its of such inferior quality I doubt it'd hold his lard ass up long enough to strangle his fat ass.

[CatMor]

5. It is very very very hard work tweeting

he has to think real hard to come up with all the examples of fake news. Will breitbart.com now become the real news instead of Fox?

[C_U_L8R]

6. Prove it, you blowhard.

[Downtown Hound]

12. Don't tempt him

Every minute that he's not doing his job is a blessing for America.

[enough]

8. Oops, somebody changed his medication schedule. NT

[SHRED]

9. Somebody needs a binky and a blanket.

[trof]

11. The last time he broke a sweat was at Mar a Lago when the AC went out.

meh

[BigmanPigman]

14. How can he be attacking fake news reporting if he isn't even on the news today?

In fact the whole W House staff and all of the GOP is silent today...gee, I wonder why?! Tired from so much winning (or whining).

[Skittles]

15. working hard - please, what a fucking joke he is

fuck him

[ecstatic]

25. +1000. nt

[guillaumeb]

16. What would he know about work? eom

[Yonnie3]

17. Is he saying it's hard work watching TV?

He can fix that by resigning!

[Vinca]

18. Working hard driving his fat behind around 18 holes of golf?

[AnotherMother4Peace]

19. Wasn't the idiot golfing? His agenda is to whine incessantly. nt

[DeeDeeNY]

20. Call the wahmbulance

[Honeycombe8]

22. I doubt he's worked hard in his life. What Melania means by him working hard...

is waking early, sitting at his desk tweeting, some phone calls, a long lunch (driven there by his driver), back to his desk, chatting with people, more phone calls, watching the news, watching The Beverly Hillbillies, watching more "fake news", more phone calls, more chatting with people who sit around and shoot the bull with him while they all complain about how horrible everyone else is and who will be fired next, a couple of meetings where he yells at people for not working as hard as he does, instructions to secretary, looking at his agenda for tomorrow, watch more news, get reports of things that he stacks on his desk but doesn't read, then home to shower & change to go out for a long dinner, then back to his home office to watch more news, more phone calls.

Phew! What a hard day! And he has to go by private plane to another city tomorrow! But it's necessary if he wants to play golf in Florida. A man's work is never done.

[TheBlackAdder]

23. He should turn on his ben wahs, as that always seems to cheer him up.

[brooklynite]

26. ...from the man who told us he was "too busy to watch TV"

[JDC]

27. Lunatic