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Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:35 AM

I guess "The Lord" didn't listen to Franklin Graham

At last night's trainwreck, Graham asked the Lord to shut the mouths of “those in this country who want to divide, who want to preach hate.”

Then Dump started talking. And "the Lord" just let him flap his mouth throughout a divisive, hate-filled speech.

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Reply I guess "The Lord" didn't listen to Franklin Graham (Original post)
NastyRiffraff Aug 2017 OP
ck4829 Aug 2017 #1
MLAA Aug 2017 #4
FiveGoodMen Aug 2017 #14
fierywoman Aug 2017 #22
usaf-vet Aug 2017 #23
MFM008 Aug 2017 #29
gratuitous Aug 2017 #2
RockaFowler Aug 2017 #3
Frustratedlady Aug 2017 #5
Solly Mack Aug 2017 #6
bigbrother05 Aug 2017 #7
yesphan Aug 2017 #20
Leith Aug 2017 #25
GeorgeGist Aug 2017 #8
TheBlackAdder Aug 2017 #9
Doug the Dem Aug 2017 #10
sarge43 Aug 2017 #11
justhanginon Aug 2017 #18
sarge43 Aug 2017 #24
Cryptoad Aug 2017 #12
workinclasszero Aug 2017 #13
safeinOhio Aug 2017 #27
workinclasszero Aug 2017 #28
pangaia Aug 2017 #15
NCDawg Aug 2017 #16
Moostache Aug 2017 #17
NCDawg Aug 2017 #19
Lithos Aug 2017 #21
Mr.Bill Aug 2017 #26
TomSlick Aug 2017 #30
raven mad Aug 2017 #31

Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:38 AM

1. Graham's god is a dollar sign. Trump's god is a mirror.

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:46 AM

4. +1, good one!

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:07 PM

14. Very good, indeed!

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:56 PM

22. TOUCHE' !

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:57 PM

23. Very, very good. Copyright it.

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:42 PM

29. Spot on!!

Take a bow.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:41 AM

2. Maybe Graham meant Jeffrey Lord?

You know, "poor Jeffrey Lord"?

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:46 AM

3. Did Dump call Franklin Graham Franklin Grame?

I could have sworn he said that before he spilled out that garbage from his mouth about this being a Religious Nation

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Response to RockaFowler (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:09 PM

5. He called it something other than Graham, but I couldn't catch it all.

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Response to RockaFowler (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:12 PM

6. Sounded like he said Grim to me.

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Response to RockaFowler (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:20 PM

7. Yes, something like that, certainly not Graham

Mrs. BB05 and I were both snickering at that blub

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Response to RockaFowler (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:50 PM

20. Yep,

I heard Graym too.

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Response to RockaFowler (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:17 PM

25. I Heard It, Too

It made me laugh because a. shitgibbon didn't know his so-called friend's name and b. he didn't know how to pronounce a common name like Graham.

A double dose of idiocy. Everyone who grew up in America should know about Graham crackers and s'mores. Even the Amish know about graham crackers!

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:36 PM

8. It runs in the family ...

grifters all.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:41 PM

9. Perhaps the Lord only listens to REAL Christians.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:54 PM

10. Which Lord?

 

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:54 PM

11. God answers all prayers. You may not like the answer. n/t

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #11)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:29 PM

18. So prayer really comes down to being basically what is referred to as a "crapshoot."

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Response to justhanginon (Reply #18)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:10 PM

24. I'd say that's a good summation n/t

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:54 PM

12. Who said the Lord doesn't have a Sense of Humor??????

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 12:57 PM

13. Ayn Rand didn't hear Graham

 

Hell must be noisy.

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Response to workinclasszero (Reply #13)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:30 PM

27. Bingo

The Gosple According to John Galt.

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Response to safeinOhio (Reply #27)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:37 PM

28. Yup the republicans actual "holy book"

 

right there!

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:08 PM

15. He's even more delusional than his father.

Or maybe just greedier.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:15 PM

16. Franklin Graham is a,...

Heretic of the first order! To quote from one of my favorite movies,....

"the best part of him, ran down his momma's thigh and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!!!"

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Response to NCDawg (Reply #16)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:24 PM

17. "Did your parents have any children that lived?"

Full Metal Jacket is one of the all-time Kubrick films and the entirety of the Paris Island / Boot camp sequence is pure classic film making.

My only qualm is having such greatness intertwined with Graham and his small-minded ineptitude.

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Response to Moostache (Reply #17)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:43 PM

19. Why yes, I believe they did,...

...which is why such talented script writing is an accurate assessment of the younger Graham.

I'll refrain from mentioning the Happy Birthday Jesus scene for fear of awakening your inner demons!!

Chill Francis!!!

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 01:53 PM

21. Haven't heard from Graham since

Makes you wonder....

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 02:22 PM

26. Some people want to stifle free speech.

The Christian Taliban prays for that to happen.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 10:39 PM

30. I can find no scriptural basis for God rolling Her eyes but

if She does, I would think every time Franklin prays. . . .

As we say in the South, "bless his heart."

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Original post)

Wed Aug 23, 2017, 11:12 PM

31. Amen.

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