Breaking: Trump says that he wasn't in Phoenix last night, its all a media ploy to make him look

[Augiedog]

bad he claims, or not, depending on if you support him, or not.

He said the media lying about his lying just proves that the lying liars lie, media wise, and his lies are lying presidential lies and therefore a special kind of constitutionality protected truth/lies and therefore his lying is required due to his profound untrustworthiness.

In an aside he lied about having lied and said he was too popular to be just president and would shortly declare himself Dear Leader. He immediately dissembled, lying lightly in reference to lies he lied about in the false flag operation that was his presidential campaign. Shortly after this Alex Jones head exploded.

[Doreen]

1. Are you serious?

Who just broadcasted that?

[Augiedog]

2. No

[Doreen]

3. Good. However if he did say that can you imagine the fun we would have

talking about it? Also, would you be surprised if he said that?

[Matthew28]

4. If he said this

he needs to be sent off to the mental institution. Now.

[world wide wally]

5. He's absolutely right about that...

And that is a lie.
No lyin'

[ProudLib72]

6. I think you are lying about his lying about his lies that the lying media lies about

Just prove you aren't!

[UTUSN]

7. Bwah-HAH!1