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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm thinking of buying 100K shares of Apple. From 2001.
Retroactively..... of course
$22 a share wow then I can retire retroactively.
ibegurpard
(16,685 posts)I just retroactively bought a bunch of Microsoft from 1984! top that punk!
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)Wow...
ibegurpard
(16,685 posts)just waiting for my check from Bill Gates now.
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Retroactively, of course.
ibegurpard
(16,685 posts)so there!
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Well played, sir. Well played.
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)Got them to put it Bush's daily briefing so now he will be warned and he will stop it.
Mission retroactively accomplished!
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)Retroactively
chalky
(3,297 posts)But thanks for trying.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)I think I will buy 200k shares of 1991 Apple retroactive stocks. .
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)Spazito
(50,260 posts)and am just waiting for my payout!
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)Curtland1015
(4,404 posts)But I retroactively took the antidote and got better.
mnhtnbb
(31,381 posts)Worried that without Jobs, it would falter. Boy, did I ever screw up that decision!
pkdu
(3,977 posts)I retroactively bought out Steve Jobs , then filed documents with SEC showing that I am CEO , sole Share Holder and Managing Director!
Kennah
(14,256 posts)Operation Eagle Claw was a success!
Jimmy Carter re-elected to a second term!
Solar panels stayed on top of the White House, and now they are atop EVERY house!
beveeheart
(1,369 posts)silverlib
(2,521 posts)GeorgeGist
(25,318 posts)Even the epitaph was written.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)I saved and hid one of the aliens and now he's running for high public office.
malaise
(268,885 posts)Ishoutandscream2
(6,660 posts)This whole thread is DUZY worthy, for sure!
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rocktivity
(44,573 posts)Last edited Sun Jan 25, 2015, 06:00 PM - Edit history (4)
making me the next of kin to his fortune.
Actually, that's a lie...
I married the ENTIRE Bon Jovi band retroactively!
rocktivity
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)interrupts Obama thread could be beaten but this one could just do it!
rocktivity
(44,573 posts)rocktivity