Trump needs to be asked a "gaslight" style question. Like.

[Lint Head]

Mr. President, "Do you support the export deal to export aubergine to Crete considering the nuclear ramifications?"

Mr. President, "With North Korea launching missiles over the Pacific, do you expect retaliation from the island country of Grand Fenwick?"

Mr. President, "Where does your administration stand on defibrillation?"

These aren't gotcha questions but non questions which I bet Orange Jesus would attempt to answer.

[NurseJackie]

1. Should Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) in baby formula be banned?

[ProudLib72]

3. I had a student who wanted to argue against dihydrogen monoxide

I asked him if he was against showers.

[Missn-Hitch]

4. Do you think W.E.B. Du Bois puts the Du Bois in Bel Biv Du Bois?

[NurseJackie]

6. I don't know. It's possible, but not likely.

I'm still trying to figure out who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

[Missn-Hitch]

10. Hi NurseJackie. I meant to reply to the OP, not your post. Sorry. When you find out about ram,

let me know.

Cheers!

[ProudLib72]

2. Just for funsies?

Like that mistaken news report from WW2, "Germany Takes Umbrage" when the reporter thought that "Umbrage" was a city. Ask, "Mr Prezident, Germany has taken umbrage! What do you plan to do about it?"

[Ilsa]

9. Farting in their faces?

That would be about right. Yeah, I could buy that.

[Lint Head]

16. I hear Umbrage is still being held.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. That would be fun.

"Mr. President, do you support the proposed sale of crenelated R-582 depilatory launchers to South Cloaca?"

"Mr. President, do you think iodized sodium chloride should be legal for personal use?"

"Mr. President, do you think the United States should exclude refugees from Hohenzollern-Hechingen?"

[Binkie The Clown]

7. On the sodium chloride issue...

should Morton's be allowed to put sodium chloride in our table salt?

[Eliot Rosewater]

8. Been thinking about this for months.

What we need are a couple of journalists to take a bullet (so to speak, as in expose him for who he is and expect to be fired, they could then be hired by a liberal rich person somewhere) for the human race.

Call him out for the person he is, any business related question will do it, he knows nothing about business.

[Lint Head]

14. Yes.

[Leith]

11. How About...

Does double-entry bookkeeping unnecessarily add work to an accountant's responsibilities?

Who doubts that he would try to bullshit his way through that one?

[Maraya1969]

12. That would be hysterical. Of course I want someone to ask him his views on "Alt-Right"

just because of that article that stated that Richard Spencer said he would never talk bad about them


There are so many gottcha questions and it pisses me off when all I see is softball ones.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. I have the best fibrillation. It's huge! No need to defibrillate

Believe me! Only fake news needs to defibrullate. They are completely dishonest about it.

[NotASurfer]

15. What about your reversal of the rights of the LIBPK community?

Little Irresistible Bunnies, Puppies, and Kittens

Pretty sure he'd reply to a made-up acronym with some nonsense about bathrooms and generals

[jmowreader]

17. Mr. President, what is your position on the war between Freedonia and Sylvania?

As a follow-up, Mr. President, President Firefly of Freedonia has expressed an interest in purchasing nuclear weapons and delivery systems from Russia. If he in fact does turn Freedonia into a nuclear nation, what should the United States' response be?