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Wed Aug 30, 2017, 09:40 AM

"Articulating the void for over 68 years!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!




Donald (Rancid Flood of Words)Trump is saying: "Wow, what a turnout! . . . You should all be very, very proud of yourselves. . . . I mean there's a lot of other places you could have spent your Tuesday afternoon, but you chose to spend it with me, with us, all of us together. . . . . And that's not just because businesses and schools are closed. . . . It's because you believe in our movement which just keeps growing and growing. . . . Wow!. . . Like on the cap 'U' 'S' 'A' and '45' on both sides. . . . It's great! . . . . So, thanks for coming out, and . . . oh yeah, too bad about the hurricane."



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Above based on Trump's address to the crowd at a fire station in Corpus Christi 8.29.17, as covered by PBS:

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-reassures-harveys-path-will-help/

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Reply "Articulating the void for over 68 years!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original post)
skip fox Aug 2017 OP
underpants Aug 2017 #1
skip fox Aug 2017 #2
Johonny Aug 2017 #3
skip fox Aug 2017 #4
skip fox Aug 2017 #5
dembotoz Aug 2017 #6
onethatcares Aug 2017 #7
Vinca Aug 2017 #8
lunatica Aug 2017 #9
yortsed snacilbuper Aug 2017 #10

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 09:44 AM

1. All I want to do is zooma zoom zooma zoom zoom

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 10:43 AM

2. D.T. is saying:

"This hurricane was originally supposed to go to Mexico. . . . So don't worry. . . . I'm going to get them to pay for all of this."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 11:21 AM

3. I'd like to be first to condemn the Hurricane damage done by many sides, many sides.

I know what you're thinking, I look like an alcoholic Bob Hope dressed in a fifty cent made in Mexico hat that I'm hawking for 40 bucks, but I liked to point out at least my foot ware was appropriate. Good shoes, best shoes. Now with more hat.

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Response to Johonny (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 11:53 AM

4. I finally remembered the echo I heard in "more hat for the President."

It's from the lovely performance poetry of Carolyn Bergvall, specifically "More Pets":



Think of it as jazz with words.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:23 PM

5. D.T. continues:

"They say it's a 500-year hurricane. . . . just like Louisiana had a 1,000-year flood last fall, and New Jersey's Sandy was a750 year event. . . . Fake news will tell that it's because of climate change, . . . . but I say, it's about time. . . . Think how long we've been waiting."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:48 PM

6. I have to wear this hat cause the helicopter blade sliced off my skull

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Response to dembotoz (Reply #6)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 03:28 PM

7. now that was funny

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:14 PM

8. He looks like he's taking a dump in his diaper.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:16 PM

9. No one captions him better than he does

Just let him let all the air out.

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Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:24 PM

10. It looks like his head is going to pop like a pimple.

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