Wed Aug 30, 2017, 09:40 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"Articulating the void for over 68 years!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!![]() Donald (Rancid Flood of Words)Trump is saying: "Wow, what a turnout! . . . You should all be very, very proud of yourselves. . . . I mean there's a lot of other places you could have spent your Tuesday afternoon, but you chose to spend it with me, with us, all of us together. . . . . And that's not just because businesses and schools are closed. . . . It's because you believe in our movement which just keeps growing and growing. . . . Wow!. . . Like on the cap 'U' 'S' 'A' and '45' on both sides. . . . It's great! . . . . So, thanks for coming out, and . . . oh yeah, too bad about the hurricane." ********************************************************* Above based on Trump's address to the crowd at a fire station in Corpus Christi 8.29.17, as covered by PBS: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-reassures-harveys-path-will-help/
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skip fox | Aug 2017 | OP |
underpants | Aug 2017 | #1 | |
skip fox | Aug 2017 | #2 | |
Johonny | Aug 2017 | #3 | |
skip fox | Aug 2017 | #4 | |
skip fox | Aug 2017 | #5 | |
dembotoz | Aug 2017 | #6 | |
onethatcares | Aug 2017 | #7 | |
Vinca | Aug 2017 | #8 | |
lunatica | Aug 2017 | #9 | |
yortsed snacilbuper | Aug 2017 | #10 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 09:44 AM
underpants (174,517 posts)
1. All I want to do is zooma zoom zooma zoom zoom
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 10:43 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
2. D.T. is saying:
"This hurricane was originally supposed to go to Mexico. . . . So don't worry. . . . I'm going to get them to pay for all of this."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 11:21 AM
Johonny (18,083 posts)
3. I'd like to be first to condemn the Hurricane damage done by many sides, many sides.
I know what you're thinking, I look like an alcoholic Bob Hope dressed in a fifty cent made in Mexico hat that I'm hawking for 40 bucks, but I liked to point out at least my foot ware was appropriate. Good shoes, best shoes. Now with more hat.
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Response to Johonny (Reply #3)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 11:53 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
4. I finally remembered the echo I heard in "more hat for the President."
It's from the lovely performance poetry of Carolyn Bergvall, specifically "More Pets":
Think of it as jazz with words. |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:23 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
5. D.T. continues:
"They say it's a 500-year hurricane. . . . just like Louisiana had a 1,000-year flood last fall, and New Jersey's Sandy was a750 year event. . . . Fake news will tell that it's because of climate change, . . . . but I say, it's about time. . . . Think how long we've been waiting."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:48 PM
dembotoz (15,618 posts)
6. I have to wear this hat cause the helicopter blade sliced off my skull
Response to dembotoz (Reply #6)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 03:28 PM
onethatcares (15,326 posts)
7. now that was funny
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:14 PM
Vinca (49,023 posts)
8. He looks like he's taking a dump in his diaper.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:16 PM
lunatica (53,410 posts)
9. No one captions him better than he does
Just let him let all the air out.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 04:24 PM
yortsed snacilbuper (7,939 posts)