"The dog ate them." Please come CAPTION Mitt (I'll try anything) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (Off-Shore) Romney just finished saying, "I can't release my tax returns for the simple reason that I returned them!" (And Mitt is thinking: "Wonder if that's gonna work?&quot

[pinboy3niner]

1. "I'm holding my breath until you stop saying mean things about me!1!!"

[Voice for Peace]

2. seriously he said that?

or..

can you give more context?

[skip fox]

7. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity. We often try to channel the person's essence, however, to

make our joke. . . . The one in the OP is a bit broader than that, yet it gives the sense that he'll say anything just to get us off his back. No matter how ludicrous. And in a way that is essential Romney.

Enough context?

[Voice for Peace]

9. ok.. lol d'oh

I didn't realize you had twice captioned.. thought one was an actual quote.

The dog ate the tax returns makes sense.

[brewens]

3. Oops. Just farted! I hope nobody notices. If they do I'll use the "he who smelt it, dealt it"

line. That always works. Hey! Maybe I can work that into my campaign?

[WI_DEM]

4. 'I'm a Mormon--how dare anybody think I could do anything wrong.'

[grntuscarora]

5. "I can't release my tax returns because

just as Ann and I were delivering them to campaign headquarters via jetski, a rogue wave washed them out to sea."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. "This is my 'Fierce Hockey Player" look."

[nolabear]

8. Write-offs:

Birthday Party for Rafalca: $10,000 (a real one)

Underwear: $50,000,000

Braaaaaaains: $100,000,000

[zeemike]

10. I'm so mean...I bet you think this scowl is about you.

don't you don't you?

[skip fox]

11. Mitt-less is thinking:

"Maybe if I told them a doctor retroactively diagnosed me as being in a coma from 1999 to 2001 they'd lay off the Bain questions."

[intaglio]

12. We should outsource voting to Laos ... n/t