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PCIntern

(25,481 posts) Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:09 PM Jul 2012

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I retroactively had sex with my high school girlfriend...

no...really. She wouldn't do It back then, but then again, things change, you know. I decided that it would have been better if we had, so I just did It now. I need a cigarette...

Now how is this any stupider than Gillespie's comment? Enquiring minds want to know!

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I retroactively had sex with my high school girlfriend... (Original Post) PCIntern Jul 2012 OP

Did she get anything out of it? madokie Jul 2012 #1

I'm a little itchy... PCIntern Jul 2012 #2

You are in trouble for sure madokie Jul 2012 #6

Your retro baby is now 16. You owe a shitload of child support. Happyhippychick Jul 2012 #3

No problem. Jackpine Radical Jul 2012 #4

I'll retroactively pay it from my Cayman Account... PCIntern Jul 2012 #5

There's a lot of that since Facebook. FarCenter Jul 2012 #7

When are you going to tsuki Jul 2012 #8

I retroactively un-told her... PCIntern Jul 2012 #10

Did it with my first boyfriend of 35 years. lindysalsagal Jul 2012 #9

madokie

(51,076 posts)

1. Did she get anything out of it?

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:11 PM

Jul 2012

if not you're truly fucked

PCIntern

(25,481 posts)

2. I'm a little itchy...

Reply to madokie (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:12 PM

Jul 2012

could be retroactive crabs...

madokie

(51,076 posts)

6. You are in trouble for sure

Reply to PCIntern (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 06:27 PM

Jul 2012

Happyhippychick

(8,379 posts)

3. Your retro baby is now 16. You owe a shitload of child support.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:17 PM

Jul 2012

Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)

4. No problem.

Reply to Happyhippychick (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:19 PM

Jul 2012

She had a retroactive abortion.

PCIntern

(25,481 posts)

5. I'll retroactively pay it from my Cayman Account...

Reply to Happyhippychick (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 05:20 PM

Jul 2012

or wherever...not really sure where I have all the monies...you know how it is.

On edit: 16!!! Are you kidding? Try 41...

FarCenter

(19,429 posts)

7. There's a lot of that since Facebook.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 06:28 PM

Jul 2012

tsuki

(11,994 posts)

8. When are you going to

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 06:35 PM

Jul 2012

retroactively tell your partner? Sorry, not meant as a factual question.

PCIntern

(25,481 posts)

10. I retroactively un-told her...

Reply to tsuki (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 07:11 PM

Jul 2012

She won't know a thing now...I learned this from Dan Senor.

lindysalsagal

(20,581 posts)

9. Did it with my first boyfriend of 35 years.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 06:36 PM

Jul 2012

Hugely disappointed! Lol!

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