Sarah Silverman Offers Adelson ‘Traditional Lesbian Sex’ In Exchange for Backing Obama Over Romney

[Galraedia]

In response to a recent pledge by major Romney backer Sheldon Adelson to give the GOP presidential candidate as much as $100 million for his fight against the incumbent, comedienne Sarah Silverman has made a rather blunt counter-proposal: If the casino magnate promises to donate to Obama instead, she will don a bikini bottom and scissor him "to fruition" (i.e., until he cums).

"Do you know how many Republican billionaires are giving money to Romney? All of them," Silverman tells Adelson in her Jewish Council for Education and Research-funded PSA. "How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini-bottomed Jewess with big naturals?"



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[flamingdem]

1. Good for her, I know her Mom is a major Obama fan

I hope he gets her offer not so sure I hope he takes it

[mysuzuki2]

2. what does she mean by scissored?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Watch the video!

She will give you a very good idea!

[mysuzuki2]

6. I'm still not exactly sure but since I am not a billionnaire I suppose

it doesn't matter. I was planning to make a smaller contribution to Obama however. I wonder what I could get for $100.00?

[Merlot]

10. You get to watch her video proposition someone else...

and the satisfaction of contributing to a good cause!

[mysuzuki2]

19. Sounds like a good deal to me!

[grandtrio]

16. Not much.......

.......perhaps a sniff

[lovemydog]

13. from urban dictionary:

"A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring

[FarLeftFist]

3. Wow, and to FRUITION!

[JoePhilly]

21. For Sheldon, "FRUITION" might also mean "DEATH".

Not that I'd wish for such a thing.

[immoderate]

4. Kinda puts the whole election in perspective.

Good move, Sarah!

--imm

[mythology]

7. Just as long as it doesn't put Sheldon Adelson's erection in perspective.

Now I'm off to go bleach my brain.

[joshcryer]

8. LOL, I love her so much.

[Archae]

9. Is this supposed to be funny?

Because I didn't even crack a smile.

In fact it was flaming stupid.

[demwing]

11. It was supposed to be a very raw bit of commentary on how

our campaign finance process is a form of prostitution. I guess you didn't find that funny, but others did.

It also made me wish I were Sheldon Adelson.

[Warren Stupidity]

14. Either you get silverman's humor or you don't.

But she is bringing this campaign season a bit of metaphoric reality.

[Codeine]

15. Miss Silverman's humor falls flat for many.

I love her stuff, but I understand most folks just do not get it.

[Raine]

12. I don't what that is and I can't look at the video

because I'm on dial-up so I'm clueless but whatever it is I think it's safe to assume he's not going to take her up on that offer.

[Atman]

17. Imagine a pair of legs...

Opening and closing like a pair of scissors. Now imagine two pairs of legs, with crotches touching. "Scissor sisters" is the term for the traditional lesbian sex position she is talking about.

BTW, I think Sarah Silverman is hysterical. Bizarre at times, but very funny.

[Raine]

20. THANKS! No I don't think he'll take that offer, haha nt

[justiceischeap]

18. I'd just like to point out the obvious

it isn't "traditional lesbian sex" if a man is involved... Just saying.

[Edweird]

22. She's pretty hot, but that offer doesn't sound particularly enjoyable.

Of course, since he's a billionaire, he can afford the hottest call-girls in existence, so she probably wouldn't impress him much anyway....

[obliviously]

23. I would be afraid of catching a disease.