What happens when two black holes collide? . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity!

[skip fox]

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "I'll tell you why all this sexual harassment nonsense is bogus, Sean: I never had to beg for it, much less play for it, in my entire life. . . . Look at me! . . . They're the ones who are always coming on to me, begging for it, . . . They just have to be brought around to realize what they really want, that's all."

Sean Hannity replies: "Who could argue with that?"

[Zambero]

1. Plea to Ireland

Please oh please, Emerald Isle, kindly take these descendants from immigrants back to their ancestral homeland!

[ProfessorGAC]

2. Sorry Skip, But Black Hole Is Not An Apt Metaphor

We all know neither of these tools have any gravity.

[Johonny]

3. Hey Sean, did you watch Megyn Kelly's new morning show?

<Sean> Nope.
<Bill> I didn't either.
<Sean> I heard she's got such low a ratings that she's groping for viewers.
<Bill> Really, I might just have to tune in then.

[skip fox]

4. Astrophysicists continue to be amazed:

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "These NFL players kneeling for the anthem have made me so mad I'm turning in my Superbowl ring."

Sean Hannity resonds: "Me, too!"