"The First Amendment was the worst amendment." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("You don't have the right of free peaches, do you?" ) Trump is saying: "Wait. Just wait. . . Don't put words in my mouth. . . . I'm not against the First Amendment. . . . Not at all. . . . I'm just against some individuals or entities like NBC using it to destroy this nation. . . . By yanking their license, I'd be saving the Constitution, not undermining it. . . . That should be obvious."

[dembotoz]

1. I have great taste...the bestest. You will love having access to trump approved media...only

[skip fox]

2. On another topic, D.T. is saying:

"And sometime I'd grab them by their . . . "

[Johonny]

3. We are going to war with Korea-the bad one, not the good one. But maybe them too.

You don't know what they're doing. Bad stuff. The worst stuff. I've just made calls to prevent Iran from turning into another Korea. We'd call it Ikorea. No more deals with Iran. It should be Irun, not Iran anyways. You can't trust a country that doesn't speak gooderish English like my yuge IQ allows me. Although technically I don't do either. Running is for suckers. There is no way they're getting nuclear weapons like the bad Korea. Unless they decide screw it if America doesn't honor our multinational deal then we're making nukes. But they wouldn't do that, unless they do. But probably they won't. Probably.

Now the thing is when I say we are going to war, I don't mean we. I won't fight. Trust me when it comes to Iran, Irun Irun so far away even with my bone spurs. My kids, not going to fight either. I can't imagine my kids in the trenches...well maybe Tiffany. It's the fine Puerto Ricans, African Americans, poor country boys, and decent all American Latinos that will be fighting for us. God Bless them. I know I always got their back so long as they're on the front. You'll want to be at the front too. They got health care there so long as that hippy Hawkeye, BJ and the rest of the goofy gang of MASH are in Korea. Love that show. Should have stayed on the air longer. So in conclusion, don't sign Colin Kaepernick because he hates America. Oh, and we're at war or something with someone.

[DrDan]

4. "and the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands agrees with me 100%"

[underpants]

5. ...well maybe Tiffany.

A truly epic caption!!

[underpants]

6. I don't like Amendments. I'd have gotten it right the first time. BuhLEEVme