So whatever sin you've committed - just chalk it up to 'God's Plan' and you're absolved.

[LynneSin]

I once shoplifted 2 of those Cheese and Cracker snacks - you know where it has the nasty cheese separate from the crackers and you get a lil piece of plastic to spread the cheese over the crackers. I was really drunk at the time and I think it was God's Plan that I 'took' those snacks so I had something in my stomach to help prevent an excessive hangover.

[patrice]

1. Yeah, f-* personal responsibility.

[dawg]

2. I like to ask them, "Do you know what else is part of God's plan?"

"This!"

Then I punch the shit out of them.

Oh well, not really. But I've daydreamed about it a few times.

[The Magistrate]

3. I Know That Temptation, Too, Sir, Intimately....

To be fair, it grips me in the presence of 'self-actualization' types as well....

[XemaSab]

4. Those 23 (or was it 24?) dead hookers in 5 states between 1983 and 1995?

Totally God's plan.

[msongs]

5. odd how good things are god's will and bad things are your fault. nt

[raccoon]

8. Amen (If I may use the word!) nt

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Yep, that's how most think it works. Just say the magic words and all

is forgiven.

[Cosmocat]

7. That guy, Barrack Obama ...

president of the United States.

God's plan.

Now STFU.