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Sun Oct 29, 2017, 04:31 PM

 

Advice to Paul Manafort: Keep the Porch Light On and the Door Unlocked, it's Still Dark at 5:00 AM

You can sleep in your clothes tonight, if you want to save some time.

Shower before going to bed, you may not have time in the morning.

Watch your head getting into the car tomorrow.

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Reply Advice to Paul Manafort: Keep the Porch Light On and the Door Unlocked, it's Still Dark at 5:00 AM (Original post)
louis c Oct 2017 OP
marylandblue Oct 2017 #1
lindysalsagal Oct 2017 #2
roamer65 Oct 2017 #3
Cosmocat Oct 2017 #6
iluvtennis Oct 2017 #12
pnwmom Oct 2017 #4
LongTomH Oct 2017 #5
Madam45for2923 Oct 2017 #7
WinkyDink Oct 2017 #8
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2017 #9
BumRushDaShow Oct 2017 #13
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2017 #24
BumRushDaShow Oct 2017 #36
snort Oct 2017 #10
zentrum Oct 2017 #11
George II Oct 2017 #14
IronLionZion Oct 2017 #15
cannabis_flower Oct 2017 #16
lagomorph777 Oct 2017 #18
relayerbob Oct 2017 #19
emulatorloo Oct 2017 #33
paleotn Oct 2017 #17
janx Oct 2017 #20
paleotn Oct 2017 #21
janx Oct 2017 #22
paleotn Oct 2017 #23
marylandblue Oct 2017 #26
Leghorn21 Oct 2017 #28
marylandblue Oct 2017 #31
Leghorn21 Oct 2017 #32
janx Oct 2017 #29
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2017 #25
Leghorn21 Oct 2017 #27
Nay Oct 2017 #30
Turbineguy Oct 2017 #34
Doreen Oct 2017 #35

Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 05:07 PM

1. Technically, this advice is applicable to anyone who ever worked for Trump

And if Trump every said about you, "I barely know the guy," you should also pack a light lunch.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 05:09 PM

2. Yeah. Go for the sirloin dinner, and the brandy....

Something that stays down well.....

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 05:52 PM

3. My advice to Manafort. Try to flee the country.

I want to see him slammed down by Agent Mike and violently cuffed.

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Response to roamer65 (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:25 PM

6. I would imagine there is an agent

Whose sole responsibility is to make sure his tires are flat.

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Response to roamer65 (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:52 PM

12. If he will be arrested, he's under surveillance. Mueller/team wouldn't chance him fleeing

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:22 PM

4. Give someone your power of attorney in case you're stuck there for a while. nt

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:25 PM

5. Don't worry -- the cops have got really bright spotlights....and battering rams for the door!!!!

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:26 PM

7. Funny that Kushner saw it to go to Saudi Arabia ! Is he back?

 

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:28 PM

8. "Watch your head...." Bwah! ;-)

 

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:43 PM

9. "And you cops...don't be so nice... easing their heads into the squad car..."

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Response to FailureToCommunicate (Reply #9)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:54 PM

13. Here's a tweet with the video

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #13)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:42 PM

24. Thanks. I knew it was something like that. Just paraphrasing.

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Response to FailureToCommunicate (Reply #24)

Mon Oct 30, 2017, 05:48 AM

36. ...

The muppets approve!

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:43 PM

10. I'm Tom Bodett

and we'll put the cuffs on for you.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:45 PM

11. The head-watch is very funny!

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:57 PM

14. I hope his raincoat doesn't get greasy when he puts it over his slick head.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 06:57 PM

15. It would be funny if he did all that and they get Don Jr instead

or Eric. Either way, I hope they all had a sleepless weekend.

This is so exciting!

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 07:04 PM

16. Did they actually say..

it would only be one person. Or is it possible there are multiple people on the indictment?

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Response to cannabis_flower (Reply #16)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 07:26 PM

18. They didn't actually say how many indictments or how many people.

Could be a round-up.

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Response to cannabis_flower (Reply #16)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 07:35 PM

19. Could easily be multiple people

Especially is conspiracy is one of the main charges.

Flynn and Kushner need to be watching their backs also

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #19)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:29 PM

33. Baby Flynn too.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 07:22 PM

17. A sleepless night for many tonight.

I have no sympathy.

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Response to paleotn (Reply #17)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 07:40 PM

20. Whoever is going to be indicted

must know by now, right?

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Response to janx (Reply #20)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:19 PM

21. Maybe. Maybe not.

Some may have a pretty good idea, but won't know for sure until they get a knock on the door.

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Response to paleotn (Reply #21)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:25 PM

22. But since the news of an indictment came out,

certain people (and their lawyers) must have figured it out by now.

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Response to janx (Reply #22)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:38 PM

23. Maybe.

Then again, there's the issue of flight risk. Safe to assume the FBI is watching for last minute, one way flights to Moscow this weekend.

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Response to janx (Reply #22)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:50 PM

26. It's possible they already asked the person to come in Monday morning

Common in white collar crime cases. Sorry there may not be a perp walk.

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #26)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:57 PM

28. blue, I read something along these lines last night, and no doubt you are correct...and then I

said well, god damn, treachery, collaboration and treason are "white collar" crimes, who knew...

(Grrrrrrrrr)



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Response to Leghorn21 (Reply #28)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:08 PM

31. Maybe they should be called "gold cuff link" crimes

If you wear gold cuff links, then you can have your lawyer take you in his limosine and they don't smack you around when you get there.

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #31)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:19 PM

32. Dammit, blue, DO SOMETHING!! I need some smacks all up here in treasonville!

This ain't right!

Grrrrrrrrr #2

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Response to marylandblue (Reply #26)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:01 PM

29. Probable, since the news is out.

You confirmed what I suspected.

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Response to paleotn (Reply #17)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:46 PM

25. Sweet dreams y'all. I myself will have a deep, nearly dreamless sleep. Only visions of

arrested miscreants to rustle my slumber.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 08:54 PM

27. Meh - this ain't Paulie's first pre-dawn rodeo!

"The raid, which occurred without warning on July 26, signaled an aggressive new approach by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III and his team in dealing with a key figure in the Russia inquiry. Manafort has been under increasing pressure as the Mueller team looked into his personal finances and his professional career as a highly paid foreign political consultant."

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:01 PM

30. Yeah, really. It'll be at 2 -3 a.m., and he'll get a polite knock/phone call first. Open

up fast unless you want your expensive door opened with one of the cops' big "keys."

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Sun Oct 29, 2017, 09:50 PM

34. He's probably already at his

dasha in Russia somewere.

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Response to louis c (Original post)

Mon Oct 30, 2017, 12:32 AM

35. Add to the list

Take what might possibly be your last shower for awhile.
Plans for the pets to be taken care of.
Any documents they might want on your person or in your home just put in a bag next to the door ( with cell phone. )

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