Fox to Offer Twenty-Four-Hour Coverage of Bill Clintons Impeachment

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a story “too hot for the other cable-news networks to handle,” Fox News Channel announced on Tuesday that it would begin airing twenty-four-hour coverage of Bill Clinton’s 1998–99 impeachment.

Fox anchor Sean Hannity announced the programming change, telling viewers that Fox would devote all its resources to reporting the Clinton impeachment to the exclusion of all other news stories.

“This story has everything: sex, lies, and misdeeds at the highest levels of our government,” Hannity said. “We are planning to flood the zone to bring it to you.”

Calling it “the story Bill and Hillary Clinton don’t want you to hear,” Hannity said Fox would be unstinting in its effort to get to the bottom of the impeachment.

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[Orrex]

1. 1998? Yowza!

That was way back when O'Reilly had only harassed two or three dozen women.

[lpbk2713]

2. Chirp - chirp

Crickets.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

3. Wait a whole day?

In a Sunday?

Hannitys hour only?

Even for fox viewers this has to be looked at as bizzare?

[Permanut]

4. About time..

About time somebody finally got the truth out about them Clintons. Maybe with updates about the emails and Benghazi. Oh, and Whitewater, and uranium, and that foundation stuff.

[central scrutinizer]

6. And Vince Foster!

Redrum!!

[treestar]

5. LOL

Borowitz is funny!