Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:13 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!
Donald ("Every time I start thinking, I smell rubber burning. Why is that?" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, there are lots of reasons my case is different than Franken's .. . . With my accusers, hell, I never even knew them. . . . Besides, it was different back in those days, in many cases even expected. . . . And did you take a look at them? Back then they looked even worse. . . . Another thing, I know it's not polite say but in many cases, they actually really wanted it. . . . Maybe they were mad when I turned them down. . . . I mean, take your pick. . . . But the kicker is this: . . . Franken admitted it! . . . You can't fool me with those questions. . . . They're just words."
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Author | Time | Post |
 "Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump! (Original post) |
skip fox | Nov 2017 | OP |
| Xipe Totec | Nov 2017 | #1 | |
| lpbk2713 | Nov 2017 | #2 | |
| Maeve | Nov 2017 | #3 | |
| rzemanfl | Nov 2017 | #4 | |
| greatauntoftriplets | Nov 2017 | #6 | |
| rzemanfl | Nov 2017 | #7 | |
| greatauntoftriplets | Nov 2017 | #10 | |
| rzemanfl | Nov 2017 | #12 | |
| greatauntoftriplets | Nov 2017 | #13 | |
| rzemanfl | Nov 2017 | #14 | |
| greatauntoftriplets | Nov 2017 | #15 | |
| alittlelark | Nov 2017 | #8 | |
| rzemanfl | Nov 2017 | #11 | |
| dalton99a | Nov 2017 | #17 | |
| Bozvotros | Nov 2017 | #25 | |
| sarge43 | Nov 2017 | #5 | |
| skip fox | Nov 2017 | #9 | |
| sarge43 | Nov 2017 | #19 | |
| samnsara | Nov 2017 | #16 | |
| sarge43 | Nov 2017 | #18 | |
| Hekate | Nov 2017 | #31 | |
| skip fox | Nov 2017 | #20 | |
| GallopingGhost | Nov 2017 | #21 | |
| GeorgeGist | Nov 2017 | #22 | |
| skip fox | Nov 2017 | #23 | |
| dembotoz | Nov 2017 | #24 | |
| Hekate | Nov 2017 | #32 | |
| underpants | Nov 2017 | #26 | |
| sarge43 | Nov 2017 | #27 | |
| dixiegrrrrl | Nov 2017 | #35 | |
| Motley13 | Nov 2017 | #28 | |
| backscatter712 | Nov 2017 | #29 | |
| underpants | Nov 2017 | #30 | |
| left-of-center2012 | Nov 2017 | #33 | |
| ProudLib72 | Nov 2017 | #34 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:14 AM
Xipe Totec (43,668 posts)
1. Not the sharpest crayon in the box. nt
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:16 AM
lpbk2713 (41,754 posts)
2. The lights are on but nobody's home.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:16 AM
Maeve (41,395 posts)
3. Not the sharpest brick in the chandelier eom
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:22 AM
rzemanfl (29,132 posts)
4. Do you think this combover came naturally? Lots of thinking went into it,
Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:25 AM
greatauntoftriplets (174,256 posts)
6. Probably takes him longer to do his hair than I do.
Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #6)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:29 AM
rzemanfl (29,132 posts)
7. Hi GAT.
Response to rzemanfl (Reply #7)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:32 AM
greatauntoftriplets (174,256 posts)
10. Wow! Not have any gray is lucky.
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Actually, my hair is still the same color it always was, too.
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Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #10)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:36 AM
rzemanfl (29,132 posts)
12. Good. Never let'em see you age.
Response to rzemanfl (Reply #12)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:42 AM
greatauntoftriplets (174,256 posts)
13. That's showing encroaching age!
Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #13)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:52 AM
rzemanfl (29,132 posts)
14. Don't rush. n/t
Response to rzemanfl (Reply #14)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:53 AM
greatauntoftriplets (174,256 posts)
15. I'm not!
Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:31 AM
alittlelark (18,748 posts)
8. The hairstyle comes from his mother...
It really IS his mother. |
Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:32 AM
rzemanfl (29,132 posts)
11. Yes, his undocumented immigrant mother. n/t
Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:01 AM
dalton99a (73,782 posts)
17. Straight out of a horror movie
Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:08 AM
Bozvotros (778 posts)
25. Wow! It does look like he is trying to duplicate her hair.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:24 AM
sarge43 (28,628 posts)
5. The little voices in my head are singing Rocket Man.
Response to sarge43 (Reply #5)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:31 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
9. Three beauties.
Response to sarge43 (Reply #5)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:57 AM
samnsara (16,826 posts)
16. the voices are singing 'They're Coming to take me Away...'
Response to samnsara (Reply #16)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:04 PM
Hekate (81,938 posts)
31. He'll outwit them them all because... kidneys
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:12 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
20. D.T. Continues:
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:26 AM
GeorgeGist (25,127 posts)
22. Bwahahaha ...
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:05 AM
24. so when i got the first lobotomy they drilled right here
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:12 AM
underpants (174,663 posts)
26. Trump can't even pick his nose correctly
Response to underpants (Reply #26)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 05:37 PM
dixiegrrrrl (60,001 posts)
35. thank you
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I truly needed a good laff.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:39 AM
29. So dense light bends around him! n/t
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 12:53 PM
underpants (174,663 posts)
30. You can't come up with something original if you're a moron
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:10 PM
left-of-center2012 (34,195 posts)
33. "There's nothing in here !"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:12 PM
34. That strand, right there. See it? That's original. nt
