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Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:13 AM

"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!




Donald ("Every time I start thinking, I smell rubber burning. Why is that?" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, there are lots of reasons my case is different than Franken's .. . . With my accusers, hell, I never even knew them. . . . Besides, it was different back in those days, in many cases even expected. . . . And did you take a look at them? Back then they looked even worse. . . . Another thing, I know it's not polite say but in many cases, they actually really wanted it. . . . Maybe they were mad when I turned them down. . . . I mean, take your pick. . . . But the kicker is this: . . . Franken admitted it! . . . You can't fool me with those questions. . . . They're just words."

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Reply "Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump! (Original post)
skip fox Nov 2017 OP
Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #1
lpbk2713 Nov 2017 #2
Maeve Nov 2017 #3
rzemanfl Nov 2017 #4
greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #6
rzemanfl Nov 2017 #7
greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #10
rzemanfl Nov 2017 #12
greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #13
rzemanfl Nov 2017 #14
greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #15
alittlelark Nov 2017 #8
rzemanfl Nov 2017 #11
dalton99a Nov 2017 #17
Bozvotros Nov 2017 #25
sarge43 Nov 2017 #5
skip fox Nov 2017 #9
sarge43 Nov 2017 #19
samnsara Nov 2017 #16
sarge43 Nov 2017 #18
Hekate Nov 2017 #31
skip fox Nov 2017 #20
GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #21
GeorgeGist Nov 2017 #22
skip fox Nov 2017 #23
dembotoz Nov 2017 #24
Hekate Nov 2017 #32
underpants Nov 2017 #26
sarge43 Nov 2017 #27
dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #35
Motley13 Nov 2017 #28
backscatter712 Nov 2017 #29
underpants Nov 2017 #30
left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #33
ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #34

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:14 AM

1. Not the sharpest crayon in the box. nt

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:16 AM

2. The lights are on but nobody's home.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:16 AM

3. Not the sharpest brick in the chandelier eom

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:22 AM

4. Do you think this combover came naturally? Lots of thinking went into it,

lots and lots, very, very precidential, believe me.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:25 AM

6. Probably takes him longer to do his hair than I do.

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Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:29 AM

7. Hi GAT.

I am seventy years old and still have all my hair in its original color. Don't ask me how. It does give me lots of reason to make fun of Drumpf.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #7)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:32 AM

10. Wow! Not have any gray is lucky.

Actually, my hair is still the same color it always was, too.

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Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:36 AM

12. Good. Never let'em see you age.

When I turned seventy I swam a mile a day for ten days in a row. On the eleventh it stormed and the pool closed.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #12)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:42 AM

13. That's showing encroaching age!

I still have a few years (not many), but hope to be able to do the same when I hit that milestone.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #14)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:53 AM

15. I'm not!

But it's not very far off.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:31 AM

8. The hairstyle comes from his mother...



It really IS his mother.

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Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:32 AM

11. Yes, his undocumented immigrant mother. n/t

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Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:01 AM

17. Straight out of a horror movie

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Response to alittlelark (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:08 AM

25. Wow! It does look like he is trying to duplicate her hair.

I wonder if he wears her pearls and dresses to "relax"...... Those photos would be better than the pee tape.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:24 AM

5. The little voices in my head are singing Rocket Man.

Press here to activate bull shit pump.

Trying to clean ear. Missed again.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:31 AM

9. Three beauties.

(I have a hard time keeping them short.)

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 09:57 AM

16. the voices are singing 'They're Coming to take me Away...'

hey hey hee hee I will be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats.......

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Response to samnsara (Reply #16)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:04 PM

31. He'll outwit them them all because... kidneys

Haha hoho heehee to the Funny Farm where life is beautiful allll the time.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:12 AM

20. D.T. Continues:

"My barber calls this the Hemorrhoid Clip-an'-Tuck."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:19 AM

21. "And if I push this

button right here, it activates the liddle mouse that writes my tweets for me."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:26 AM

22. Bwahahaha ...

"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!"

Love your stuff.

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 10:32 AM

23. Thanks.

This CAPTION is in honor of my father who always said this of me. Jokingly, at least most of the time . . . that is, I think.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:05 AM

24. so when i got the first lobotomy they drilled right here

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:12 AM

26. Trump can't even pick his nose correctly

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Response to underpants (Reply #26)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 05:37 PM

35. thank you

I truly needed a good laff.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:33 AM

28. Got it! Damn cooties

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 11:39 AM

29. So dense light bends around him! n/t

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 12:53 PM

30. You can't come up with something original if you're a moron

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:10 PM

33. "There's nothing in here !"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 19, 2017, 01:12 PM

34. That strand, right there. See it? That's original. nt

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