Lizzie65 is my Twitter Hero of the Day

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[kcr]

1. Brilliant

And that table is butt ugly. Are people trying to hide from their guests with big get ups like that? Even then, you should still have taste. It looks like a rabid badger is going to jump out at any minute and eat everyone alive.

[alarimer]

2. In Trump-world, even the pumpkins are white.

I mean, that is an UGLY piece of crap.

[Moostache]

22. That's because their pigment is sucked out of them by Trump's skin...(n/t)

[forgotmylogin]

24. What the absolute ever-loving Hannibal Lecter food styling is THAT?

Perhaps if you're the psycho-killer in the movie THE CELL who bleached his dead victims before doing all manner of horrible things with their corpses.

Yeah, everyone has a giant clamshell just lying around, and all sorts of cobwebby debris and bleached, lifeless gourds to stick into it.

Thanksgiving on the freaking Titanic at the bottom of the ocean, maybe.

I'm not kidding, this is the type of thing they would have designed for the HANNIBAL TV series. Check out the food stylist's blog, it's thoroughly engrossing if you're interested in extreme food at all.

http://janicepoonart.blogspot.ca/2013/04/i-was-having-bit-of-trouble-with-re.html

[Alice11111]

29. HaHa good one

[BigmanPigman]

3. I worked in visual/display at Macy's

and if my manager saw that display on one of my tables I would have been called out on the spot.

[niyad]

26. but YOU never would have put on something like that in the first place. you know, taste

and talent and all that!!

[deancr]

4. Now that's

hilarious!

[calimary]

13. Welcome to DU, deancr!

I copied that image and the file name is "Have no idea how to tolerate another cutesy tweet by Ivanka Trump?"

[deancr]

18. Thank you

Laughing at the despicable is the best medicine. These ones can't have our joy.

[Skittles]

5. YEE HAW

[FailureToCommunicate]

6. And soon your view of Colorado's lovely surroundings will be covered with snow...

[SergeStorms]

7. Complete with fly.....

to lay it's eggs on the 'Meal-de-Trumph'. Maggot, meet maggot.

[paleotn]

8. Now that's funny!

And by the way, what the hell is that in the center of the table? Looks like the trash...minus the trash bag.

[Stryst]

9. ... is that half a clam shell cramed with debris?

I mean, I don't know squat about fashion or design, but I know "found at the beach last minute" when I see it.

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12. Yep. It reminds me of tacky "craft" projects from the 1950's & 60's that you can get at the

Goodwill for $.50

[calimary]

15. Aside from the other accurate observations here, I'm sorry, but - it's just ODD.

Was she trying to put a modern twist on some greater Thanksgiving theme? Okay with the little pumpkins (I believe they're actually gourds) and pine cones. I LOVE pine cones! Nearly obsessed. I must have worked on eleventy-bazillion craft projects with pine cones by now. But - driftwood and a jumbo clam shell? Is this for some upcoming Holiday-at-Mar-a-Lago thing? These are visual mixed metaphors that just don't mix well. Unless the theme is "A South Sea Island Thanksgiving!" in which they've stuffed the turkey with pineapple and other tropical fruit, and they're serving the big family meal on banana leaves or something.

I'd be more tempted to fill that clam shell with a whole lot of shiny plain round mini ornaments, in different colors. No texture. It is a nice shell (says one who enjoys collecting them). The driftwood makes it look trashy, though. But the big shell thing is a misinterpretation. Doesn't fit. If the big white shell is the main design element, then everything else needs to be holiday-colored. How 'bout gold, red, and green?

Ivanka's taste and style choices are often questionable. For example, the tight, sexy, asymmetrical dress she wore to Daddy's State of the Union speech was celebrity cocktail-party stuff. NOT for an event of this kind. This table theme really misses the mark.

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19. The driftwood really had me stumped. Whenever I have warm thoughts of Thanksgivings gone by,

driftwood is never among my memories. You're right about her questionable style choices. I still remember that gawd awful silver evening gown that made her look like a walking baked potato. Money can't buy class--or taste.

[Control-Z]

20. I hear that clam shell has a $3,000 + pricetag.

Her reason for choosing it, I would bet. So anyone who thinks she really is offering an inexpensive do-it-yourself centerpiece feels like a piece of shit when they find out they can't afford it. Fuck her.

[snooper2]

35. that is exactly what I was going to post LOL

Looks like a kid took a clam shell and filled it with beach crap he found. Then paid a bunch to have it enlarged

[orangecrush]

10. ...

[MFM008]

11. Looks like someone

Already ate it once.

[sandensea]

14. Looks like the creature from 'Little Shop of Horrors'

A fitting analogy to her father's bloodsucking regime.

[Sancho]

16. K&R...

Can we give a DUzy for a tweet?

[bucolic_frolic]

17. TKO Ouch!!

[SunSeeker]

21. The fly next to the spoon is the perfect decorator touch.

[Farmer-Rick]

23. The tangled fishing net jumbled around the driftwood really says trash

It also says I'm so lazy I couldn't be bothered to take off the tangled line before I threw it on my table. And are those green tomtalillos stuck on sticks poking out? What a horrible mess of crap to put on your dinner table.

By the way, white pumpkins are a thing. I've grown them once or twice. They were all the rage a few years back. Not so popular anymore. Stick with the small orange or speckled pumpkins, if you want to make good pumpkin pie.

[niyad]

25. ivanka???? when I first saw that image last week, did not have her name on it.

still trying to figure out what the hell a giant shell has to do with turkey day.

[underthematrix]

27. You're right best twitter response EVAR to the vacuous queen of baubles and trinkets

[niyad]

28. I thought that brown mess on the side was some sort of animal head done in sticks.

(note to self: do NOT look at ivanka images without a drink in hand)

[Ilsa]

30. Is that sargassum or is that clam growing a beard?

[eleny]

31. "Turkey's out of the oven and on the stove. Come and get it!"

Who sets the table?

[usaf-vet]

32. As a veteran I remember eating Thanksgiving Day feast.....

on one of those trays in a chow hall. Two times in mid 1960's military chow hall decor. Thanks for the memories!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

33. What's with Ivanka's centerpiece?

Grab a giant clamshell and throw some shit in it?

I'm not even fashion conscious and I find that ugly.

[bluescribbler]

34. I didn't get the joke at first.

Not until I saw the second pic. Then, ROFLOL .