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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:22 AM

Please come CAPTION Moore supporter and former Republican candidate for president, Alan Keyes!




Alan ("God keeps screaming in the middle of my cranium" ) Keyes is saying: "Roy Moore's trips to the mall were obviously spiritual in nature. Wasn't it Jesus who said 'Suffer little children to come unto me'? . . . Well, these days Jesus would obviously have to go where the children could find Him, right? . . . Don't you see? . . . Or is the left-wing media too blind to understand scripture when it's staring you straight in the face???"

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Reply Please come CAPTION Moore supporter and former Republican candidate for president, Alan Keyes! (Original post)
skip fox Nov 2017 OP
njhoneybadger Nov 2017 #1
skip fox Nov 2017 #2
riversedge Nov 2017 #7
PuffedMica Nov 2017 #3
3catwoman3 Nov 2017 #4
Fred Sanders Nov 2017 #5
underpants Nov 2017 #6
GreatCaesarsGhost Nov 2017 #8
Takket Nov 2017 #9
skip fox Nov 2017 #10
Sneederbunk Nov 2017 #11
TlalocW Nov 2017 #12


Response to njhoneybadger (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:34 AM

2. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative act,

but we often try to capture our subjects' essences to expose their stupidity, hypocrisy, cupidity, gullibility, etc., for satirical purposes like a skit on SNL.

Bottom line: Keyes has recently said things almost as wacky, but he didn't say this.

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Response to njhoneybadger (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:01 AM

7. The the demented will believe the pig poop!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:38 AM

3. Moore's accusers have zero credibility but the women's claims agaisnt Franken are all truthful

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:48 AM

4. Flaming asshole...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:50 AM

5. Sure Trump is a racist fascist and I am black, but he is OUR God's racist fascist.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:57 AM

6. You know that store "Forever21" that was Judge Moore's idea once he decided to date middle age women

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:06 AM

8. "And you all thought my 15 minutes were up!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:10 AM

9. Is that satire or did he really say that?

RW evangelicals are so messed up I honestly can't even tell....

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Response to Takket (Reply #9)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:42 AM

10. It's satire

but he has recently said things which are nearly as ludicrous.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 01:01 PM

11. The disciple sayeth touch thee my undergarments right about here.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 01:19 PM

12. Cannot understand his words

I start to hear something about Roy Moore and then it trails into a threat about blasting us with an illudium pu-36 space modulator due to Keyes' almost perfect Marvin the Martian imitation.

TlalocW

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