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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:13 PM

Religion is Like a Penis...

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Reply Religion is Like a Penis... (Original post)
pbmus Nov 2017 OP
lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #1
democratisphere Nov 2017 #2
pbmus Nov 2017 #3
ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #5
Soxfan58 Nov 2017 #4
Blues Heron Nov 2017 #6
pbmus Nov 2017 #10
True Dough Nov 2017 #7
TlalocW Nov 2017 #8
NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #28
RKP5637 Nov 2017 #9
pbmus Nov 2017 #11
PNW-Dem Nov 2017 #12
ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #13
pbmus Nov 2017 #14
Fritz Walter Nov 2017 #15
pbmus Nov 2017 #17
Stonepounder Nov 2017 #16
pbmus Nov 2017 #18
Plucketeer Nov 2017 #19
pintobean Nov 2017 #20
MineralMan Nov 2017 #26
left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #21
pbmus Nov 2017 #22
RKP5637 Nov 2017 #23
Liberalagogo Nov 2017 #24
MineralMan Nov 2017 #25
keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #27
Moostache Nov 2017 #29
Initech Nov 2017 #30
IUPACify Nov 2017 #31
Martin Eden Nov 2017 #32
struggle4progress Nov 2017 #33
DonViejo Nov 2017 #34

Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:16 PM

1. So true!

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:16 PM

2. "Do not think with it."

Well you know that ain't gonna happen if you are a guy. Shesh!

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:18 PM

3. Lol, ok....

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:18 PM

5. Maybe

Do not act on impulses engendered by it?

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:18 PM

4. What about

It's hard to swollow

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:30 PM

6. If your resurrection lasts more than four hours

seek medical attention!

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Response to Blues Heron (Reply #6)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:40 PM

10. Now that is funny...

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:31 PM

7. Is it hard?

to have faith, I mean?

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:33 PM

8. And most importantly

Don't shove it down our throats.

TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #8)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 06:47 PM

28. Ha!

Good one.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:33 PM

9. Because you love your penis and love to talk about it, not everyone wants to hear about it! n/t

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #9)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:40 PM

11. So True....

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:58 PM

12. Luv it, too true

Amen!

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:58 PM

13. There is a war on my penis right now

The PC crowd is telling me how I can't make public displays of my penis or blast loud music praising my penis. What is wrong with this country?! We need to be by the penis, for the penis.


(Strange that DU does not seem to have a suitable emoticon for this situation).

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:59 PM

14. Of the penis....lol

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:07 PM

15. Well, since we are going down that particular rabbit hole...

“Your penis is no better — and no worse — than anyone else’s. Regardless of what you may have heard as a child.”

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #15)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:09 PM

17. Lol....

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:07 PM

16. Would it be inappropriate to say, "Amen, brother!" ??

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Response to Stonepounder (Reply #16)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:10 PM

18. ....

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:18 PM

19. Penis' are a thing of beauty

 

As well as are the receptor they developed in step with. It's really a shame there's such a stigma about letting them be visible in public. I mean, everybody's got one or the other of these miracles. We've all seen toes and faces that are uglier than our genitalia. So why aren't we insisting on closed-toed shoes and enchanting masks for those so endowed? We're the ONLY species - and we are just another species - that's embarrassed about showing their mating hardware. I guess that's just another facet of being the "intelligent" species.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:24 PM

20. This is DU

 

supporting tolerance and the bill of rights.

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Response to pintobean (Reply #20)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:40 PM

26. Thank you for recognizing the core of the issue.

That's refreshing, I must say. It is, indeed, important to recognize the crucial statement that is the First Amendment. Freedom of speech is, perhaps, our most important right that is guaranteed in the Constitution.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:26 PM

21. What about people who knock on your door ...

... wanting to share it with you?

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #21)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:28 PM

22. Very personal indeed....

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:32 PM

23. Stop shoving your penis in my face! n/t

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:38 PM

24. Two things I hate:

 

Size queens and little dicks.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:39 PM

25. Say, why all the anti-Christian posts here?

Oh, wait...excuse me...this is about religion in general.

Never mind...

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:42 PM

27. It's the lower brain... that steals the blood from the upper brain.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 06:49 PM

29. Amen!!! n/t

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 06:50 PM

30. Religion is also like a penis - do not play with it in public.

Because it will get you into trouble.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 06:54 PM

31. Nailed it!

Sums it up perfectly. Thank you.

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 07:03 PM

32. When a bunch of rightwing politicians display theirs in public ...

... the appropriate response is to derisively exclaim "What a bunch of dicks!"

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 07:37 PM

33. It always surprises me, for several reasons, that this sort of crudity carries any weight

with anyone who pretends to be a progressive thinker

It is, of course, true that many people are graceless in flaunting their sexuality or religion, in much the same way that many are graceless in flaunting their strength, intelligence, education, wealth, or power; and in fact there seems to be no obvious limit to the various ways our species can behave without appropriate regard to others, nor to the ways that those who want to be offended can find offense in harmless matters

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Response to pbmus (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 07:52 PM

34. Locking....

The consensus of Forum Hosts agrees this is not appropriate for the General Discussions Forum.

From the SOP of the General Discussions Forum:

Discuss politics, issues, and current events. Posts about Israel/Palestine, religion, guns, showbiz, or sports are restricted in this forum.


and

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Threads about the existence/non-existence of God, threads discussing the merits (or lack thereof) of religion in general, and threads discussing the truth/untruth of religious dogma are not permitted under normal circumstances and should be posted under Religion.

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