File this under "Southern Hospitality"

[TexasTowelie]

Woman says man broke into her home, made eggs, bathed


ATHENS, Ala. (AP) — An Alabama woman says a man broke into her house and made himself breakfast, took a bath, and washed his clothes.

Mary Royster tells WAAY-TV she came home Tuesday and found a strange man who wouldn't leave -- he told her he was waiting for his clothes to dry.

Thirty-one-year-old Tyler Love is now back at the Limestone County jail on a charge of burglary. He had been released just last week after serving time for another burglary.

Royster says "every drawer" in her house had been searched through, and Love made himself scrambled eggs, took a bath, shaved and brushed his teeth.

Royster says finding the man in her home was scary, but he wasn't violent and she can laugh about it now.

https://www.news-journal.com/ap/state/woman-says-man-broke-into-her-home-made-eggs-bathed/article_9c789738-a9a9-56cc-b1ed-69a414275ae2.html

The only detail missing from the story is whether the man cleaned up after himself.

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Whose toothbrush did he use?

[TexasTowelie]

2. Okay, I forgot that detail.

And, eewwww!

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

3. I would guess..

... whether the man cleaned up after himself...

He's a man, so 'no'.