Crime is skyrocketing in Alaska. LOL

[Arctic Dave]

Unalaska police blotter: Celebrity piddles in puddle

Here are further highlights from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety. Read more from the log via the Dutch Harbor Telegraph. For background on the UDPS police blotter, see "Unalaska police blotter makes for great Alaska literature" (KTUU, Feb. 16, 2012) and "Dutch Harbor: The police blotter heard 'round the world" (Los Angeles Times, Feb. 5, 2009)

Suspicious Person/Activity – Officer observed a "Deadliest Catch" star urinating in puddle and advised the man, as he zipped his pants and denied any such activity, that it was illegal to urinate in public.

Harassment – Two taxi drivers reported that they were each being harassed by the other, via rude phone calls. An officer suggested they might want to consider not phoning one another, thus possibly alleviating the problem.

Unsecured Premise – Caller reported that roofing on a neighboring house was flapping in the brisk Aleutian breeze. An officer contacted the homeowner and advised her of the problem.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/10/15/2661267/unalaska-police-blotter-celebrity.html#storylink=rss#wgt=rss#storylink=cpy


A little chuckle for everyone. Go to link and read further.

[louis-t]

1. In other news, Otis, the town drunk

enters the jail and demands that the goat be removed from his cell.

[Arctic Dave]

2. Exactly. ;)

Small towns are the same everywhere.

[Yavapai]

3. My town is so small,

we have to take turns being the town drunk!

[louis-t]

4. Giggety.

[Arctic Dave]

5. Mine too, I had to volunteer for 12 months.

[Lisa0825]

6. Sounds about right.... and traffic reports....

My sister lived in Wasilla (pre-Palin) and commuted to Anchorage. She said the traffic reports were pretty much about which roads were being blocked by moose on ony given day. LOL