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Mon Oct 15, 2012, 04:36 PM

 

Crime is skyrocketing in Alaska. LOL

Unalaska police blotter: Celebrity piddles in puddle

Here are further highlights from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety. Read more from the log via the Dutch Harbor Telegraph. For background on the UDPS police blotter, see "Unalaska police blotter makes for great Alaska literature" (KTUU, Feb. 16, 2012) and "Dutch Harbor: The police blotter heard 'round the world" (Los Angeles Times, Feb. 5, 2009)

Suspicious Person/Activity Officer observed a "Deadliest Catch" star urinating in puddle and advised the man, as he zipped his pants and denied any such activity, that it was illegal to urinate in public.

Harassment Two taxi drivers reported that they were each being harassed by the other, via rude phone calls. An officer suggested they might want to consider not phoning one another, thus possibly alleviating the problem.

Unsecured Premise Caller reported that roofing on a neighboring house was flapping in the brisk Aleutian breeze. An officer contacted the homeowner and advised her of the problem.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/10/15/2661267/unalaska-police-blotter-celebrity.html#storylink=rss#wgt=rss#storylink=cpy


A little chuckle for everyone. Go to link and read further.

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Reply Crime is skyrocketing in Alaska. LOL (Original post)
Arctic Dave Oct 2012 OP
louis-t Oct 2012 #1
Arctic Dave Oct 2012 #2
Yavapai Oct 2012 #3
louis-t Oct 2012 #4
Arctic Dave Oct 2012 #5
Lisa0825 Oct 2012 #6

Response to Arctic Dave (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 04:47 PM

1. In other news, Otis, the town drunk

enters the jail and demands that the goat be removed from his cell.

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Response to louis-t (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 04:55 PM

2. Exactly. ;)

 

Small towns are the same everywhere.

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Response to Arctic Dave (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 06:09 PM

3. My town is so small,

 

we have to take turns being the town drunk!

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Response to Yavapai (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 06:54 PM

4. Giggety.

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Response to Yavapai (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 07:00 PM

5. Mine too, I had to volunteer for 12 months.

 

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Response to Arctic Dave (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 07:03 PM

6. Sounds about right.... and traffic reports....

My sister lived in Wasilla (pre-Palin) and commuted to Anchorage. She said the traffic reports were pretty much about which roads were being blocked by moose on ony given day. LOL

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