Mitt Romney To Enter The Ring With Evander Holyfield

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Source: Huffington Post

Former Massachusetts governor and 2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney (R) is about to step into the ring -- literally.

Romney will enter a boxing match against former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City on May 15, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. The fight will benefit Charity Vision, which works to donate medical equipment to doctors and medical facilities in areas of the world affected by poverty.

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney recently said, according to the Tribune. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."



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Holyfield's been a rightwing tool of televangelists for years. I wouldn't be surprised if this thing is already rigged so Mittens has a surprise win to show how young and verile he is.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. Mixed feelings. If any of the money gets to the charity, good. Hoping one rightwing

asshole knocks some sense into the other one, either will do.

[elias49]

2. How absurd..

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious"

Wrong conjunction. Should be '...short fight, and I will be...'

If only.

[Thor_MN]

3. Mitt can ill afford a concussion...

In fact, there are many right wingers who are but one blow to the head away from forgetting to wear clothes.

[mopinko]

25. my first thought, too.

well, not the clothes part, but. ..
yeah, no neurons to spare.

[SwankyXomb]

29. He'll always have

his magic underwear.

[Myrina]

55. How would we even be able to tell he HAS a concussion?

[Politicalboi]

4. Ear Ache My Eye!

[laserhaas]

5. I would hand wax Holyfeld on National TV - if he'd knocked this Racketeer OUT!

[Enrique]

6. Karl Rove says put your money on Mitt n/t

[BumRushDaShow]

7. I thought this was the Onion

but alas...

[PatrynXX]

8. you can say tool as much as you want

to me it just simply disappeared faster than Mike Tyson did.

[oldandhappy]

9. Too bad he cannot take his need for public recognition

and lead on water issues or nutrition for poor children. He could start a foundation to donate medical equipment to poverty areas. The getting into the ring thing is really nutz. Must be totally staged.

[A Simple Game]

10. Pssst Mitt, hit him on the end of his nose... hard and often... he likes that.

And if you get close enough, nibble on his ear, he likes that too.

[underpants]

11. Road Rage

[laserhaas]

48. Uh - if this were FL (bordered with GA) - SYG would come into play

and Evander would be seen running back down the street - sayin.....

RUN - RUN

Rednecks got guns!

[George II]

12. He didn't get pounded enough by Obama back in 2012? I'd rather see Romney...

....in the ring with Harry Reid. It would be a TKO in 15 seconds.

[groundloop]

13. If it's truly to help charity (and not for publicity) just write a damned check !!!!

Both Mittens and Evander can afford to come up with a decent donation for a charity. IMO they're just looking for some camera time.

[laserhaas]

45. Amen - Hams doing ham'ing

[C Moon]

14. This will be followed by a canned food drive in the parking lot.

He staying in the lime light.
He just may change his mind about 2016 after all...again...again...again...again...again

[Dr Hobbitstein]

15. 1) How is this a thing?

2)

[MosheFeingold]

49. Take my money!

Really, I'd pay to see Myth Romney punched.

[laserhaas]

52. I'm so smiling right now.....

[Dr Hobbitstein]

53. That was my thinking... n/t

[tanyev]

16. Um, please clarify 'suit up', Mitt.

[sulphurdunn]

17. Holyfield will take a dive in the 1st.

The bookies will cleanup. Mitt will change his name to Rock Romney and have a bronze statue of himself erected near the car elevator at his new pad.

[cindyperry]

18. you are so

lying I do not believe he would make himself look any stupider than he already has but ?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

30. lol, is that even possible?

[Jamaal510]

57. The fight probably

won't be very long, and they might Holyfield to go easy on Willard. I think Willard is a bored man and doesn't want to leave the limelight.

[Ahpook]

19. Mitt will bite his other ear off

[olddad56]

35. Mitt will be more likely to try to bite his dick off.

[JohnnyRingo]

20. I immediately pictured the classic Yalie pose...

...with arms outstretched at a distance, wrists curled sharply upward, and fists pointed to the sky, as Romney states: "Prepare to defend yourself sir!". Then Holyfield knocks him flat with a single left hook.

Kind of like election 2012.

[DRoseDARs]

21. Poor Joe, he's gonna have to eat shit on live tv again...

[3catwoman3]

24. My favorite Morning Joker...

...moment. I used to watch - gave it up not too long after that.

[DRoseDARs]

38. That clip really is "the cat's meow" isn't it?

[3catwoman3]

39. It truly is.

It was fun to see it again.

[DRoseDARs]

41. Love how Mika keeps needling him.

Doesn't out and say it "Stick a fork in him, he's done." but she keeps poking Joe and acting like she isn't. 'Atta girl! lol

[CountAllVotes]

22. Go ahead, spend another $100 million Mitt

That televangelist you got with you now will really cinch the deal for you Mr. RobMe!

[laserhaas]

46. WOW - such a great puttie pic - as King no less

Can I cut and paste - PlEASE?

[CountAllVotes]

50. absolutely!

She looks like my cat Ms. Jules. A tuxedo tabby is the name of this sort of cat, white mits and all!

[laserhaas]

51. Thanks - You so kind

[Blue Owl]

23. The Mitts are on but nobody's home

n/t

[jmowreader]

26. Hopefully his second bout is against Mike Tyson

[Old and In the Way]

27. Way to destroy boxing!

Mitt wins by a non-decision or Holyfield drops. Either way it destr o ys Boxing as nothing but anohter WWE.

[Bleacher Creature]

28. Excuse me, but what???

Words fail.

[dembotoz]

31. fox will show an evil black bully beating a hero

[hopemountain]

32. oh, gross

[lexx21]

34. I hope Mitt is beaten so badly...

that he can't piss standing up.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. Wait, what? nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

37. Mitt's always been quite the sport enthusiast.

[laserhaas]

44. WOW - a "gone to plaid" snip scene thingy

Cool!

[Jamaal510]

58. +1

[KamaAina]

40. Evander better protect his ears

[trackfan]

42. As Freud said - sometimes a charity event is just a charity event. n/t

[laserhaas]

43. Laser Haas v Willard Mitt Pitt's Romney - when Holyfield tag teams me into the ring

Then - DING DING - badda bing......

[laserhaas]

47. I like this article at Bustle.com - better. (especially with the Mitt pissed video)

http://www.bustle.com/articles/70212-mitt-romney-evander-holyfield-will-face-off-in-a-charity-boxing-match-our-moneys


Romney losing his control - is SO cool.....

[elias49]

54. Haha! A little warm-up!

And on to the main event.

[truthisfreedom]

56. What's mitt gonna do, talk his other ear off?