Ted Cruz goes duck hunting with 'Duck Dynasty' star Phil Robertson

[Beacool]

Source: AOL

January 13, 2016

If you can kill a duck and turn it into gumbo, Phil Robertson will endorse your presidential campaign.

The star of A&E's Duck Dynasty said Ted Cruz would do just that in a video released by the Cruz campaign.

In the minute-long video, Robertson explains just how easy it is to get his support, calling his "qualifications for President of the United States...rather narrow."


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You have to see the ad, it looks like something out of The Onion. Check Cruz's painted face.

[rurallib]

1. you got to wonder if being constitutionally eligible

is one of the qualifications Robertson looks for. Most likely not.

[Beacool]

3. The moment I saw the headline that Robertson had endorsed someone, I knew that it had to be Cruz.

Cruz must be desperate to seek this endorsement. He even donned face paint to go duck hunting with Robertson.

[Mendocino]

2. So does Cruzy

share ducky boys opinions on underage girls?

[Beacool]

4. Cruz will scrape the bottom of the barrel if it means more votes for him.

He's one nasty piece of work. If there is any bipartisanship in the Senate it comes on how most senators feel about him. They dislike him with a passion. Members of his own party find him to be ruthless and only interested in advancing himself, regardless of how it affects the party's standing as a whole. They are still mad at him for his attempts to shut down the government.

[n2doc]

5. I hope Cruz got a bad case of the chiggers n/t

[S_B_Jackson]

11. I doubt it....

temps are a little too low for insects to be very active...and let's face it, Cruz is a reptile so he probably doesn't even register on their heat-sensitive senses.

[skamaria]

17. i hear ya Doc!

About 200 of the little suckers right on his nutsack!

[Fuddnik]

6. They should have invited Dick Cheney along.

[Beacool]

8. He would have fit right in.

[First Speaker]

7. Is it duck season, or Wabbit season...?

[jmowreader]

10. It's Cruz season!

[beac]

9. In a perfectly fantastic coincidence, ad that proceeded the video of the Cruz ad

was for lovehasnolabels.com and featured two women kissing.

Wouldn't Cruz just LOVE that!


http://lovehasnolabels.com/

[Beacool]

16. Good catch.

I hadn't noticed it.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

12. the Ducktrashians did wonders for David Vitter

.

[Skittles]

13. must keep up the gun humping coward creds

[Kennah]

14. Who shot whom? n/t

[catnhatnh]

15. I hope that Phil Robertson...

Has all the hunting skills of Dick Cheney...