Noah's ark of biblical proportions ready to open in Kentucky
Source: Associated Press
Noah's ark of biblical proportions ready to open in Kentucky
Dylan Lovan, Associated Press
Updated 11:25 pm, Tuesday, July 5, 2016
WILLIAMSTOWN, Ky. (AP) A 510-foot-long, $100 million Noah's ark attraction built by Christians who say the biblical story really happened is ready to open in Kentucky this week.
Since its announcement in 2010, the ark project has rankled opponents who say the attraction will be detrimental to science education and shouldn't have won state tax incentives.
"I believe this is going to be one of the greatest Christian outreaches of this era in history," said Ken Ham, president of Answers in Genesis, the ministry that built the ark.
Ham said the massive ark, based on the tale of a man who got an end-of-the-world warning from God about a massive flood, will stand as proof that the stories of the Bible are true. The group invited media and thousands of supporters for a preview Tuesday, the first glimpse inside the giant, mostly wood structure.
Read more: http://www.chron.com/news/us/article/Noah-s-ark-of-biblical-proportions-ready-to-open-8342013.php
sakabatou
(42,136 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Ark Race. People could build their own arks and float all day, with lots of alchohol (and probably a little weed).
I bet you would compete with them for attendance, at least for a day.
Jazzgirl
(3,744 posts)63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)will be used to promote animal welfare?
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Instead, it will be used to finance E-class Mercedes Benz vehicles and 5200 Square foot homes of the members of the Board of Directors...
davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)It has to be large enough to hold all of the republicans and religious fundamentalists. Then we need to find a way to convince them that there is a zombie apocalypse and God has demanded that they live at sea from now on - and avoid contact with land, politics, rational human beings and so on - for the rest of their lives.
AntiBank
(1,339 posts)adhere to religious restrictions.
The owners and and most visitors are the "man lived with dinosaurs " plonkers.
maxsolomon
(33,251 posts)the best laid plans...
TipTok
(2,474 posts)yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)Big deal. I am sure they have other places like this in the United States.
TipTok
(2,474 posts)Both are serious issues and should be addressed...
Tortmaster
(382 posts)... type of insect in the world and put them in tiny little cages so we could see how they would fit, along with a 40-day food supply. There are about 3,000 kinds of earthworms alone. God wouldn't let all of those earthworms die on sidewalks during the flood, would he? Of course, not! He's not into cruelty to animals. He would save two. In a cage. On the Ark. Somehow. Then, there are 350,000 different species of beetle and another 12,000 species of roundworm. I guess a few thousand of the roundworm species could be infesting, as parasites, all of the animals on board, so that storage problem is solved! Then, there are the flying insects, but as long as they can remain aloft for 40 days, hey, problem solved.
TipTok
(2,474 posts)... but I was informed by Christian wackadoodles that it was actually a year...
Which , of course, in their mind made it all the more impressive a feat.
I did some math based on 8 people feeding these animals once a day. If all 8 worked in perfect synchronization, they could spend something like 36 seconds per animal per day.
Tortmaster
(382 posts)If there isn't, there should be an elective course in every high school honors program called "Flood Math." Cheers!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)They ate the grain in the Pyramids.
Some woman told me that with a straight face, she was thrilled the Ben Carson had answered the vexing problem of Noah fed all the animals.
Oh..and Noah took only the smaller dinosaurs, but they grew up after the flood.
You think I am kidding?
Some yahoo calling himself Dr. Dino has "bought" a chunk of land about 60 miles north of me, and he is gonna put in a "Creation Museum" and there be actual dinosaur slides, when you enter thru the mouth and swissss down the tail, landing in god knows what on the ground.
Dr. Dino has been in the paper, soliciting funds from the more crazy church people, while at the same time denying the charges that the IRS is bringing against him for not paying taxes in 38 years, cause he is "a sovereign citizen and cannot be taxed."
You see all that crazy wrapped in one person and you have to just stand there till your mind unfreezes a bit.
TipTok
(2,474 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Perfect.....just perfect.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)joshdawg
(2,646 posts)did Noah find two Brontosaurs to ride in the (had, kof, gag) ark with the rest?
just wondering.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)... not joking ... I've had these nuts make that claim.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)God is always the trump card!
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)from another book set in fiction.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)Thousands of animals stored in crammy compartments under decks, on various floors.
Imagine all the drinking-water for them. (Does the Ark have a system to collect rain-water?)
Imagine all the meat, insects and hay it takes to feed all these animals for 40 days. (Storing raw meat for 40 days outside of a fridge?)
Imagine the shit-tons of shit these animals would produce over 40 days.
Imagine how long it would take to clean the cages of thousands of animals from shit.
Imagine how much straw it would take to put in every cage AFTER cleaning it from shit.
Imagine how Noah's family hauled that shit, shovel by shovel, day in, day out, from the lower decks to the upper deck so they can throw it over board... except, wasn't the Ark nailed shut? So they stored all this shit in an extra compartment under deck?
HA!
TRICKED YOU!
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS HAVE A SIMPLE AND LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!
You see, not only did Noah have access to sci-fi-technology that allowed him to build such an Ark in record-time.
God also took care of all the problems I brought up.
It's very simple and very logical:
The Ark must have been real because Noah had access to futuristic high-tech and because God prevented the animals from eating and shitting.
How can you still deny that the Ark makes sense?
STOP LAUGHING!!!
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)If you don't feed 'em for 40 days, you don't need to carry the food. Therefore, you also don't need to carry out the shit.
Kelvin Mace
(17,469 posts)just resting and pining for the fjords.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)or sink they should load it with passengers and see.
FBaggins
(26,721 posts)The base is concrete and it isn't watertight.
It's an ark-shaped-object, not an ark
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)FBaggins
(26,721 posts)See the caissons of the Mulberry harbour (WWII)...
... but not so much when it's a foundation for a building (whether the building is boat-shaped or not).
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)Hoppy
(3,595 posts)they proved impractical.
The hulk of one of them is slowly disappearing off the western point of Cape May, N.J.
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)to see it?
apnu
(8,749 posts)I thought there was supposed to be a whole theme park, but the blew 100 million on one attraction? Ken Ham is a grifter.
FBaggins
(26,721 posts)They have a "museum" and a small zoo... as well as a zipline.
Of course... there are extra fees for those.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)How many taxpayer $$$ were given to the Australian who tried to build it in Australia, and was refused? Well, Kentucky can afford it, I guess. (yeah, right)
FBaggins
(26,721 posts)I believe there are tax incentives that are limited to waiving some taxes that wouldn't have been paid if it wasn't built. Not uncommon for new tourist attractions.
The concern is that it's still public money when the owners want to protect their right to discriminate.
brooklynite
(94,358 posts)...and this will certainly attract the suckers from the Bible Belt.
FBaggins
(26,721 posts)If lots of people travel in from out of town and stay in hotels (paying taxes), eat at restaurants (paying taxes), and buy things (paying taxes), then the government has a legitimate interest in creating tax incentives to encourage that economic activity (that otherwise would not take place).
TipTok
(2,474 posts)... to a religious organization who mandates a disavowal of homsexuality and pre marital sex to work there.
Among a dozen other things wrong with this whole concept.
struggle4progress
(118,234 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)and I love it!
snooper2
(30,151 posts)PJMcK
(21,998 posts)Engineering skills require understanding something called "Science."
Archae
(46,301 posts)Jim and Tammy Bakker's theme park that is abandoned and decaying.
http://www.tommyandjames.net/heritageusa.html
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,306 posts)and that it meets the NEC, if the owners want insurance.
yuiyoshida
(41,818 posts)Buddhists in JAPAN today admitted the Buddha's statue size is totally accurate. The giant man walked the earth, after being born from a gigantic lotus flower, sixteen stories high, found in India. Being so huge, allowed him to freely walk about Asia at his leisure as armies of people brought him tons and tons of vegetables, so he wouldn't be tempted to eat them...
side story: BUDDHA VS GODZILLA!
uh, no.... but the story may as well be real as that thing in Kentucky. Geesh... I could say a few things, but it would probably get my response hidden.
Maeve
(42,271 posts)The one who offended Noah, but the old man cursed Ham's son for no damn good reason?
God is an iron.
yellowcanine
(35,694 posts)Genesis 9:20-25 "Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard. When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness and told his two brothers outside. But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father's nakedness. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father's nakedness. When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him, he said, Cursed be Canaan! The lowest of slaves will he be to his brothers."
Seems like harsh treatment for someone who happened to stumble upon drunk old Dad with his willy hanging out so there is speculation about what Ham actually did other than seeing Noah naked - particularly since "uncovering your father's nakedness" can have other meanings involving sexual intercourse with your father's wife, for example.
Maeve
(42,271 posts)Never could wrap my head around that...
yellowcanine
(35,694 posts)There is that.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)accidently blighting the wrong guy!
Never drink and curse!
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Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)Maeve
(42,271 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,306 posts)Last edited Wed Jul 6, 2016, 12:08 PM - Edit history (1)
IIRC, the "original" was spec'd in cubits.
Feet to cubits
Kelvin Mace
(17,469 posts)Because if it is, they are seriously tempting the gods of irony.
That said, the whole project smacks of idolatry, is a repudiation of actual Christianity, since I am guessing that given $100 million, Jesus wouldn't spend it on a giant middle finger to science, and proves that with that with a huge sum of money, modern days engineers can build a ship that would sink within an hour in a massive flood, using technology and tools not available to a drunken, bronze age farmer and his handful of followers.
packman
(16,296 posts)I predict that within 5 years it will be either (1) shut down and abandoned or (2) - More likely, burned to the ground.
Yavin4
(35,421 posts)Irony.
Javaman
(62,504 posts)but alas, that would be the "christian" thing to do.
I guess it's better to be a huckster and make a profit than be a profit that exposes hucksters.
MisterP
(23,730 posts)Jerry442
(1,265 posts)Go look at their video at:
https://answersingenesis.org/blogs/ken-ham/2015/10/15/next-steps-for-ark-construction/
It's transparently obvious that this is a reinforced concrete structure supported by multiple pillars. The wooden part is just a facade (not unlike Ken Ham's faith).
You'd have more luck at sea wearing a flotation device made of cinder blocks.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)Jazzgirl
(3,744 posts)n/t
Lance Bass esquire
(671 posts)rockfordfile
(8,698 posts)That could have went to real needs.