Pat Robertson: God Told Me Who The Next President Will Be
Christian conservative leader Pat Robertson says he has a secret straight from God: He knows who the next president of the United States will be.
"I think He showed me about the next president, but I'm not supposed to talk about that so I'll leave you in the dark -- probably just as well -- but I think I know who it's gonna be," Robertson said Tuesday on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."
Robertson then went on to recite the message he claimed to have been told by God. According to Robertson, God doesn't support President Barack Obama's agenda and says that only "overwhelming prayer" can bring a new leader who will stop the country from "disintegrating":
Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority -- it's a radical view of the future of this country, and so that's why we're having this division. This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there's no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html
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Autumn
(44,980 posts)Bachman was pranking him.
indepat
(20,899 posts)junior so Robertson must not know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Warpy
(111,141 posts)but he doesn't want his sheep to realize he's just been talking to himself all these years.
PatrynXX
(5,668 posts)he's like David Bowie. and Jennifer Connelly.. "You have no power over me"
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)is a money grubbing a**hole. I tend to agree
tonybgood
(218 posts)Then he won't have to come on TV and beg for money!!!
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)oldhippydude
(2,514 posts)working on the texas drought
PatrynXX
(5,668 posts)just asking for a spanking... you can pray for people, not material things.... dry lawns is material things. Prayer on material things really is fruitless(thats sports too)
kenfrequed
(7,865 posts)Why did god tell you to run for office Pat?
Renew Deal
(81,845 posts)Did God tell Pat what year the next president will be president? He does work in mysterious ways.
hay rick
(7,587 posts)Or he has a great sense of humor. Or he just wasn't paying attention. Or he doesn't give a rat's ass about Pat Robertson or anybody else.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)whom Marvel Comics says is the God of Mischief. And that right there, "God of Mischief" is a great concept. It sure fits historical events if this world exists to satisfy the whims of a prankster god.
mwb970
(11,346 posts)He told Palin to run. She lost. He told Angle to run. She lost. He told "Not A Witch" O'Donnell to run. She lost. He told Bachmann to run. She lost. Now he's telling Pat who's going to win? Riiiiight. Nice try, God.
FloridaJudy
(9,465 posts)What on earth made these people think He'd treat them any better?
hay rick
(7,587 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)God needs to back off on the political analysis!
myrna minx
(22,772 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Quasimodem
(441 posts)The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,
Flippeth Flopper be the Name of the Lord.
Kennah
(14,234 posts)It's likely Pat is listening to false prophets.
oldhippydude
(2,514 posts)Kennah
(14,234 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)that's so unfair.
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)We are so fortunate to have someone amongst us that God likes.
Mister Ed
(5,923 posts)But He said I have to keep it a secret until November 7th. Then I can tell everybody! You may doubt me now, but just wait and see!
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)With the instructions do not open until such and such date. It will be postmarked before said event.
I've suggested that to some other twits who claimed they could foresee the future in some way...but were withholding the truth (for my own good) or whatever other bullshit reason fell into their mouths at the moment.
OK then mail it to somebody and have them seal in a safety deposit box.
Yeah...right.
Doing that might take away time you need to steal retirement checks from lonesome old ladies.
Pat Robertson has always been an asshole.
chervilant
(8,267 posts)all wee Mr. Robertson has to do is write the name of our next prez on a piece of paper and lock it in Al Capone's vault so Geraldo can retrieve it on the day after the election and PROVE the almighty sky god DOES exist and DID disclose the next prez to his loyal sycophant.
They could put it on Pay-Per-View and use all the filthy lucre to build a monolithic cross on the front lawn of the White House...
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Laf.La.Dem.
(2,940 posts)will he sell out GOD's secret?
Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)He would say it. Otherwise, he has no clue either. Because if he says it, he will be wrong, so that means his "God" was wrong. And we can't have that. How will Pat fool all the simpleton's out of their hard earned money if his "God" is wrong. I bet he thinks Santorum is going to win. You better pray really really hard Pat. And go see a shrink about those voices you've been hearing in your head. Take Michelle Bachmann with you.
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)If there was a God, Pat would have been struck by lightening years ago.
Speck Tater
(10,618 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)on these types of freaks. He gives Christianity a "f" mark for just being plain dumb. He, Perry, Santorum, Bachmann and other zealous nut cases hold onto the Bible and uses it as a cover for their hateful ways.
Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)Bozita
(26,955 posts)Adenoid_Hynkel
(14,093 posts)Pat was the original Harold Camping.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Thaddeus Kosciuszko
(307 posts)You see, the Lord works in mysterious ways. He knows that Paul's drug war policy will make it easier for Mr. Robertson to communicate with him by making whatever it is that he's smoking far more easy to obtain.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,006 posts)well, he is probably worse, because he uses religion to induce fear and make money for himself.
Evil dude,he.
chervilant
(8,267 posts)for his particular mental disorder...
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)i asked him and he told me everything will just fine.....
thucythucy
(8,038 posts)on "Paradise and Lunch."
Everything this man does is stellar.
Deep13
(39,154 posts)Deep13
(39,154 posts)...or at least was trying to be one, I did not believe that God cared who the president was. I did not think he operated on the level of artificial constructs like governments.
drm604
(16,230 posts)First he says that God knows who the next President will be, but then says that only overwhelming prayer can replace Obama.
So, according to Pat, first God said he knows who will win, then he implied that it's undecided. Which is it?
Fourier
(27 posts)whenever they see something not going their way, they beg the deity to change that plan just so suit them. If it wasn't protected religion, people like that would rightfully be sent to the funny farm.
NYC Liberal
(20,135 posts)So does god tally up the prayers like American Idol votes and whoever gets the most prayers (does everyone only get one prayer or can we pray multiple times?) wins?
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freshwest
(53,661 posts)stonecutter357
(12,693 posts)very white.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)I'm sure my grandmother's final years would have been much happier, had he not duped her out of God only knows* how much cash from her social security and tiny little babysitting money. God also told me that Pat loves to hold people hostage spiritually, and that he is radically divorced from reality.
*I say "God only knows" because God told me that Pat is a charlatan, but not how much he had bilked my grandmother out of).
Cognitive_Resonance
(1,546 posts)JHB
(37,154 posts)...you need the hat!
spooky3
(34,405 posts)and-justice-for-all
(14,765 posts)If god existed and this fool had it whispering in his ear, his head would fucking explode.
independentLiberal
(15 posts)we're still waiting on that Hurricane down here in MIA that he predicted due, to gay marriage. He is garbage
Gore1FL
(21,098 posts)and then only ones containing odd and contradictory statements.
Jeez... three times to edit one sentence...
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)When a mom of four murders her kids because god told her to do it, we call it mental illness. When good 'ole Pat hears god telling him who the next president will be, that's somehow normal?
yellowcanine
(35,693 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Turbineguy
(37,291 posts)I'll send him all my fucking money.
Fourier
(27 posts)BWAHAHAHA
Wind Dancer
(3,618 posts)in this day and age. Pat Robertson needs help.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,007 posts)Very unlikely.
Also pretty unlikely that God (Freeman) concerns himself with such petty matters as one countries' leader on one little planet.
On the other hand maybe he does: God did end his message to Robertson with this aside: ("Pissst... and your fly is down"
Fearless
(18,421 posts)Without proof... Because they trust him.
This is why teaching critical thinking in our schools is important. So that morons like him have no power.
ashling
(25,771 posts)was so redundant
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)He meant to say that his DOG told him who's going to give him a present.
unkachuck
(6,295 posts)....God also told me who the next president was going to be and that I could talk about it....
....the next President of the United States will be: Irving R. Levine
Octafish
(55,745 posts)Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson wouldn't know it, though.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1175287&mesg_id=1175359
The Doctor.
(17,266 posts)Enough people listen to this moron that he's still effective.
Kablooie
(18,610 posts)lib2DaBone
(8,124 posts)workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)The Koch bros are their god and their savior is the almighty dollar.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)so...
Shut the hell up...
Please!
Jesus H. Christ
What a waste of space.
struggle4progress
(118,224 posts)Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)TomClash
(11,344 posts)"Do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see if they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world."
Some preacher hasn't been reading his scripture.
Loudmxr
(1,405 posts)Yep you talked about it and when The Almighty tells you NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT... You do it unless .... you are lying.
And to paraphrase another poster "If God wanted you to be President you would be and ex President now"
If God did not want you then why should I want you?? Now.
izquierdista
(11,689 posts)....but damn if he didn't tell me I had to guess which week to play them!
Wash. state Desk Jet
(3,426 posts)I have no doubt he truely wants to believe,interesting he says he cannot say . All he really said behind his smoke screen is that power is in the numbers.
Simply religious based word play and nothing more.
GoddessOfGuinness
(46,435 posts)Beacool
(30,247 posts)it would have been to smack him upside down the head for being such lying sack of sh*t.
Galraedia
(5,020 posts)"The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds." ~Jeremiah 14:14
Wondering what else will he hear next!!!
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)You'd be lost in the crack of your ass for days.
The Wizard
(12,536 posts)He/She told me it would be Morey Amsterdam.
MindMover
(5,016 posts)the wizard and tell him his great prophecy of economic doom has been playing for at least 2 years and started over 30 years ago.....
Whatever koolaid this mullah is drinking is really some goofy ass stuff.....
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MsPithy
(809 posts)if He has a problem with Obama's agenda?
slutticus
(3,428 posts)"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,
For as the heavens are higher than the Earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."
DFW
(54,280 posts)All I said was, "The next president has the initials BHO and has identical DNA to the incumbent
president, but don't tell anyone you heard it from me."
I swear, that is all I said. And now he calls me "God."
His hearing aid's battery must have needed replacing, or something.
MADem
(135,425 posts)bother running the time that idiot threw his hat in the ring back in the eighties?
What a stupid old tool that guy is--I can't believe anyone pays him any mind anymore.
badgerpup
(4,837 posts)...or do ALL the pictures taken of this guy look like he's gruntin' on the pot?
The postition of his shoulders, the expression...let's just say 'prophesying' is not the word I would use to describe it.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Pat is in love with Satan's voice.
Survivoreesta
(221 posts)Institutionalization.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)The rule is: If you talk to God, that's cool. If you think God talks back, you're nuts.
mwb970
(11,346 posts)Our religious nuts are getting even nuttier now. What's the limit?
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Who would stop him from winning?
florida08
(4,106 posts)There's a huge difference between christendom and christianity. Pat is in the first category. All these dissimulators that claim God wants them to be president are the same. The very idea that this man asserts that he knows the heart of the Almighty is an abomination in itself. But to say publically that He doesn't support the current president is not only divisive but malevolent. Which of course is his intention. It's always "look at me..I'm better than you"
Even Stephen Colbert sees through them.
"If America is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it. "
Javaman
(62,500 posts)instead he uses the old elementary school tactic of "I know something you don't know!"
So now whom ever wins *cough cough* Obama *cough cough*, he can then say, "I knew it all along".
He's really gone around the bend.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)What a snake-oil peddler he is.
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)I never thought I would agree with that miscreant, but wow, how things have changed with the new year.
YankeyMCC
(8,401 posts)it never seems to contradict Pat's own wants and needs and helps him fill his coffers.
dmallind
(10,437 posts)It's anti-religious bigotry akin to Pol Pot's genocide if you make fun of Christians for being gullible buffoons or shysters..
DallasNE
(7,402 posts)President Obama.
But does anybody really believe this is any more than Robertson's gut feeling (or worst fear).
Corruption Winz
(616 posts)Interesting. Love that he has no way of verifying this or putting this little bit of bullshit on the line by actually saying the persons name. Brilliant.
Yes, God told you who the next president will be. Right after that, he told you that he hopes you don't live long enough to see the next president because you're burning in hell.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)bobhuntsman
(118 posts). . .does this old fool still enjoy tax-exempt status??
Mr. Holder??
nrjmike
(1 post)text "prayer" to 53340 on your ATT account. A $10 charge to "Pat Robertson Enterprises" will appear on your next bill.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)or he wouldn't be there now
Doesn't this clown understand that God's will is manifest in all things
thelordofhell
(4,569 posts)I know who the next President will be...........President Barack Obama. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Pat!
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)What a real dick this guy is.
And all Holy and Pious...laughable.
bemildred
(90,061 posts)Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Nevermind the fact that he's not 35. God will fix that.
Dr. Strange
(25,916 posts)you guessed it:
LiberalLovinLug
(14,164 posts)".... which is at odds with the majority"
I can't wait to hear how he reconciles this statement when Obama wins the election. Will he
A. Admit God got it wrong? (Or he just didn't hear him properly)
B. Lie and say that it was Obama all along, and that is God's will? (No doubt to test his sheep in the face of tyranny.)
auburngrad82
(5,029 posts)Otherwise he may have paraphrased the crap out of it.
Downtown Hound
(12,618 posts)We all know how that one turned out. Have you ever considered NOT listening to the little voices in your head? Imagine if the Son of Sam killer had decided that listening to a dog telling him to commit murder was a bad idea.
Who knows, you might be happier for it.
gtar100
(4,192 posts)Your God is just as conniving and corrupt as you are. Call what you want "God" but there are plenty of us who see through your bullshit. Better hoard more money because that is all that protects you from the rotten filth you call your soul.